Top Ten New Intel Slogans For The Pentium


9.9999973251 It's a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug

8.9999163362 It's Close Enough, We Say So

7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes

6.9999831538 You Don't Need to Know What's Inside

5.9999835137 Redefining the PC -- and Mathematics As Well

4.9999999021 We Fixed It, Really

3.9998245917 Division Considered Harmful

2.9991523619 Why Do You Think They Call It *Floating* Point?

1.9999103517 We're Looking for a Few Good Flaws

0.9999999998 The Errata Inside

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