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I've divided these quotes into character categories.
Crow:
Ah, the classic battle between Evil and the narrator.
And here come the freaks now, look at them...
Bat Guano! (as said during Robot Roll Call)
Boy, I'd bet it'd be scary if we could make out what it was
Buzz, this time try not to make so much noise when you read
Can I show you something in a size *me*?
Chicks love big ducks, lets face it
Does this bug you, I'm not touching you...
Do I please you, do you find me pleasing...
Do something, Joel! This aggresive niceness is making me feel really uncomfortable
Even though your feet smell like cheese, we'd prefer to think they smelled like *good* cheese
He does look like an easy target for thugs. Hell, I'd like to beat him up
His only crime was being born delicious!
If I knew what was going on, I'd really be indignant
I'll be with you in a moment, I'm just sealing some fates
I question the relevence of this scene
It seems as though my doom is imminent. So-how are you?
It's like a beer comercial!
It's the blind leading the bland.
I want to decide who lives and who dies...
Joel, I'm scared...
Joel, this movie really isn't very good, is it?
Joel, when I grow up, I wanna be a drifter!
Let's crap in our hands and throw it at people! Now matter how much we evolve, that's still damn funny!
Let's go kill something we don't understand!
Lots of Chryslers on this planet.
Man...you just can't keep that guy away from farm animals
Mind if I smell your daughter?
Mom, if the UN calls, I'm playing with my slot cars.
Well, maybe they could douse him in somehthing flammable and them hold a candle to him.
Tom Servo:
Ah, the gripping 'luggage sequence'
Am I out of *Reba*, do I need more *Reba*
And now for your enjoyment, some suggestive scenes of jets refueling
Any moment now, unspeakable horror! Trust me
Any movie with 'wok-a-chicka wok-a-chicka' is OK by me
Dolphins: one of the smartest mammals on Earth. Do they wear pants? No! But they wish they did. That's how smart they are!
Yeah, a big bald deranged kitten that could snap your neck like celery!
Fries are up
He tried to kill me with a forklift...Ole!
Hey, we're trying to *duplicate* down here
Hi. I'm a chocolate bar. Break off bits of me and enjoy me all day long
I am Servotron, destroyer of worlds!
If my deepest, darkest despair had choreography...
If you drag our rotting broken carcasses, it means it didn't really work out very welll
I'm equiped with shifting antigens, so don't even try to find a cure
I'm relative humitity. It's not so much the heat as it is me
Isn't any amount of atomic activity on the moon unusual?
It's the smell of copy machine toner and white-out that makes my soul sour
I worked at NASA, back when we were next to Cost Cutters
Just shoot him! You told him you would. Don't pad your part!
MOM! NO! She's putting out for a nickel...I have no mother...
My shorts are never boring
Oh, excuse *me*, sexless man woman
Dr. Forester:
TV's Frank:
Joel Robinson:
Mike Nelson and his various alter egos:
Accept the pain, Frank
Do you want to make people's heads explode? Sure, we all do...
Frank...does it *hurt* much
Frank, once again I'm going to have to kill you
Frank, I'll give you three seconds to stop licking my face
Frank, lets pretend I hurt you and move on, shall we?
I don't cotton to those long-haired artsy types
I'm your mother now, Frank!
I see you've decided to go psycho. Godspeed.
It's supposed to hurt, it's science!
It would take a scientist to explain it, and I'm simply too mad!
Look, if I want my opinion, I'll beat it out of me...
New rule Frank: Don't ever touch me.
Daddy, there's a boy outside...
I just wanna be Bavarian for one brief, shining moment! Is that so wrong?!
I thought it had no texture...
Oh boy, this is gonna be dark.
Antigravity: Its not just for breakfast anymore
Barkeep, can you freshen my date?
Dear Hair Club for Men, I need help, big-time
Do you wnat to go *faster*? Raise your hands if you want to go *faster*
Go ahead, strip me of my dignity at age four!! --WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?!?
Hardly any animals were hurt in the making of this film
Hi, I'm dangerous to myself and others!
Honey, were at grandma's. Put your shoes on
I *have* performed surgery before, and although the patient didn't survive, I feel quite confident
I'm a Grimwald Warrior!
It's like he wants to order a pizza, but doesn't dare.
I've got a thing about women on stepladders.
I've seen Dali paintings that make more sense than this film.
Kid's come runnin' for the great taste of Sampo
Don't *ever* do that again
Hey little girl, would you like a salted nutroll? (as Holoclown)
I dunno, some planet, I think. Supposed to be good for you,...Earth, I think (as Glen Manning)
I'm squishy and I need to move on it!
Look, free breast rides and we'll waive the membership fees.
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