Psycho Specials Menu of the Day!
Welcome to Psycho Specials, a restaurant where we serve only the finest cuisine in the world...
All the *delicious* foods you see here are fresh right from our elite Psycho Specials staff... waiters, waitresses, cashiers, cooks, and yes, even MANAGERS!
Start off your meal with the "Finger-Licking Finger Foods", made from all 10 (yes count 'em, 10!) fingers of our last manager!
And for the most delicious of all delicacies, you have gotta taste our one and only "Chicken Legs", made from those in our staff who were too chicken to volunteer!
If you like Italian foods, Psycho Specials would like to present our one and only "Manager's Choice" Pizza, made from the best choice cuts of our Manager!
If Salads are more to your liking, try out our "Special Chef's Salad"... Made from the juiciest choice picks of our last chef!!!
And top it all off with the deliciously sweet "Footsie Fudge Sundae", FRESH RIGHT OFF OUR MANAGER! Delicious and nutritious, served with our Psycho Specials home-made TOE JAM!
Now pick your dish and sit back as we at Psycho Specials are here to serve you only the best from the best! Whether it be from a small appetizer to a full-course dinner, there's always a taste treat in Psycho Specials!
Psycho Specials Bulletin Board:
NEW MANAGERS NEEDED.
Need no experience. We'll hire you the minute you walk in. Guaranteed! Big Salary. Depending on your insurance, you can get a LOT of money.
Apply at Psycho Specials!
Attention, Waiters!
If no managers, watch out. We'll turn you into one. Guaranteed. No kidding. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Just in case your thinking, Psycho Specials is just a joke. If you really wanted to apply for a job at Psycho Specials, then e-mail me then I'll try to get you some mental help. =P
