To a humble man

Here lies a man who never hurt a fly---
Still, hurt by gloomy Death he had to die.

To a lazy person

I liked to rest, I liked to sleep...
And now my sleep is truly deep!

To a president
who formerly was an actor

I acted bad, and so, you see,
I lost my job and got my fee.

To a business woman

I could not say I was a man, you know.
I could not say I was a woman, though.

To an activist

He had been always saying he had right.
But now, he's gone, to general delight.