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Welcome to Craig and Peat's Super-Hero Rumble! Remember way back when you and your friends would have
heated discussions over which super-hero was tougher? "Superman or Hulk?" "Spiderman versus Batman?" That sort of thing.
Well (and you can blame Peat for this one; he started it) my friend and I have either gotten nostalgic or are just too afraid to grow up, because we've been posting "who can beat who?" questions at each other for a while now, and I figured it's only fair to share the wealth.
And boy is there wealth. Below you'll find a list of all the matches we've come up with so far, and our own views on who'd win. Just choose a round an then click on each match to read what we think. (My views are in green and Peat's are in blue.) But a word to the wise: things get a bit raunchy here and there (we're sick individuals with active imaginations and too much free time), so if you've got delicate sensabilities, you may not want to click on every match. That having been said, I hope you enjoy our views. And don't be afraid to put your own two cents in; if you send me your own opinions, I'll make sure to post them. Enjoy!
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ROUND ONE | |
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Mr. Mxypltik vs. Impossible Man
Daredevil vs. Stormshadow Magneto vs. Gravitron Magneto vs. Thor Thor vs. Superman Thor vs. Hercules |
Batman vs. Captain America
Batman vs. Marv (Sin City) Batman vs. The Taskmaster Scarlet Witch vs. Zatanna John Constantine vs. Wolverine Bruce Wayne vs. Tony Stark |
ROUND TWO | |
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Spider-Man vs. Starman
Green Arrow vs. Hawkeye Wonder Woman vs. She-Hulk Wonder Woman vs. Lady Death Death vs. Lady Death Jubilee vs. Jolt |
Catwoman vs. Black Cat
Katchoo vs. Francine Katchoo vs. Tulip Tulip vs. Peat's Girlfriend Plastic Man vs. Mr. Fantastic Ghost Rider vs. Deadman |
ROUND THREE | |
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Swamp Thing vs. Man-Thing
Javris vs Alfred Lois Lane vs. Mary Jane Watson Parker Jay and Silent Bob vs. Bibbo and Jimmy Olsen Jimmy Olsen vs. Peter Parker Shadowcat vs. Ghost |
Cassidy vs. Micheal Morbius
Delerium vs. Lord Chaos Selene (Hellifre Club) vs. The Entrantress Cloak and Dagger vs. Hawk and Dove Tempest vs. Namorita Nightcrawler vs. The Creeper |
ROUND FOUR | |
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Elektra vs. Lady Shiva
Elektra vs. Psylocke Psylocke vs. Black Cat Black Cat vs. White Queen Green Goblin vs. Hobgoblin Mysterio vs. Mirror Master |
Bucky vs. Robin
Ant-Man vs. Hefty Smurf Power Girl vs. Supergirl Leader One vs. Optimus Prime Gargamel & Azrael vs. Dr. Evil & Mr. Bigglesworth Puma vs. Sabretooth
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ROUND FIVE | |
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Speed Demon vs. Super Sabre vs. Quicksilver
Conan vs. King Kull Conan vs. Cerebus Conan vs. Groo Groo vs. Cerebus Groo vs. Elrod |
Groo vs. Red Sophia
Red Sophia vs. Red Sonja Moon Roach vs. Sacred Secret Wars Roach Lord Julius vs. Cirin Jaka vs. Ms. Thatcher Jaka vs. Astoria |
ROUND SIX | |
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Hawkman vs. Archangel
Invaders vs. Avengers Herr Star vs Kenneth Starr Dr. Fate vs. Dr. Strange Ren Hoek vs. The Taco Bell Dog Cyclops vs. Rogue vs. the Thing |
Parallax vs. Molecule Man
Morpheus vs. Nightmare Silver Sable vs. Black Widow The Kingpin vs. Lex Luthor Machine Man vs. Inspector Gadget Matt Murdock vs. Matlock |