ROUND FOUR



Elektra vs. Lady Shiva
Elektra vs. Psylocke
Psylocke vs. Black Cat
Black Cat vs. White Queen
Green Goblin vs. Hobgoblin
Mysterio vs. Mirror Master
Bucky vs. Robin
Ant-Man vs. Heft Smurf
Power Girl vs. Supergirl
Leader One vs. Optimus Prime
Gargamel & Azarel vs. Dr. Evil & Mr. Bigglesworth
Puma vs. Sabretooth

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Elektra vs. Lady Shiva

PEAT: Oooh. Good one. I don't think Shiva could come back from the dead even ONCE, much less three times, so my cash is on Elektra. I also prefer my women with long hair.

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Elektra vs. Psylocke

PEAT: Who's costume has less clothing?

CRAIG: Psylocke. They both have those stupid wraps on their arms and legs, but Betsy don't got no bandanna.

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Psylocke vs. Black Cat

PEAT: Who's less likeyly to wear panties on a first date?

CRAIG: You are SO in need of help. Felica.

PEAT: I have to agree. It would be worth spending the entire week following the date putting iodine on the bloody grooves on your back.

CRAIG: Here here; well spoken Peat.

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Black Cat vs. the White Queen

CRAIG: White Queen. No ands iffs or butts. Lingerie is better than spandex ANY day of the week.

PEAT: Any other answer would have gotten you banned.

CRAIG: Banned from what? :)

PEAT: I don't know, but it would have been something you liked. A lot.

CRAIG:Look, as is half these discussions should have stayed back in Junior High where they belong . . . :)

PEAT: What's wrong with Junior High? And if you want to point finger about immaturity, I'm not the one using smiley faces, bub.

CRAIG:Hey, YOU'RE the one fantacizing about Sue Richards. And you already HAVE a girlfriend!

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Green Goblin vs. Hobgoblin

PEAT:Which Green Goblin and which Hobgoblin? There have been several of both. If you mean Ned Leeds vs. Norman Osbourne I'd say Ned. He was a little stronger. Maybe I'm biased, though, since GG was a little before my time, and I stopped reading Spidey long before he came back.

CRAIG:I'm definitely thinking of the originals here. (By the by, you did know Ned was revealed not to be the Hobgoblin, right? He's really Roderick Kingsley. Long story...) And you're definitely under estimating Osborn, who was FAR too nasty not to win. A few months back the Spider titles touted a "long awaited" confrontation between the two, but it was unbelieveably lame. I say Osborne in the third.

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Mysterio vs. Mirror Master

PEAT: Mysterio. He's got the moxy.

CRAIG: I'd say yeah, but if you read the Morrison run on Flash, he made MM one tough cookie. But I think Mysterio could take him in the end.

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Bucky vs. Robin

PEAT:Again, which Bucky and which Robin. Originals? Dick Grayson would stomp young Mr. Barnes' geeky little ass.

CRAIG:Again, the originals are who I was thinking of. And, yeah, Dicky would take him.

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Ant-Man vs. Hefty Smurf

PEAT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ant-Man has the strength of a full-sized human, but have you seen the size of those Dumbells Hefty lifts? Also, at three apples high, Hefty would probably have the advantage in height, weight and leverage. I think Ant-Man would go down in the 5th, unless he cheated, shot up to full size, and turned HS into a little blue pancake.

CRAIG: You smurf correctly, sir.

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Power Girl vs. Supergirl

CRAIG: Ooooh. Maybe Power Girl 'cause she's got more attitude, but I'm partial to SG 'cause Peter David's writing it. That would be a toughy....

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Leader One vs. Optimus Prime

CRAIG: Oh Please. The Go-Bots can go blow themselves. Optimus. 'Nuff said. NEXT!

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Gargamel & Azrael vs. Dr. Evil & Mr. Bigglesworth

CRAIG: Well, Gargey and Doc are a bunch o' twits; they'd probably just prance around boasting forever, so it really comes down to the cats. In which case, Azrael.

PEAT: Az was one tough feline. I guess that's 'cause of "The System".

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Puma vs. Sabrewooth

CRAIG:Always liked Puma, but Sabertooth is just too ferocious. He'd win.

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