X's amigos and amigas
4 GUYS EATING MEAT!!!
in no particular order
WARNING: view my amigos sites at your own risk!!!
Sean: "the comedian", just don't give him too much sugar. Brother of Marcie.
Chris C1:
He is full of suprises, you find out something new about him every time you see him. "SELL-OUT BOY" Brother of Emily.
George: Mr. PAINTBALL, also he likes really loud music.
Jamie: He juggles too much, ice skates, but has trouble walking up stairs.
Wayland: He is 19 and already has his pilot liscence. Now he is roughing it at college in Daytona Beach, Florida.
Marcie:
Likes: penguins, David Duchovny (that's Mulder, for you non X-Philers), penguins, the
Newsboys
, penguins, glowing sand and penguins. Sister of Sean. Motto: SMILE, IT CONFUSES PEOPLE.
Emily: CAUTION: EXTREMELY CHEERFULL!!! Sometimes she scares
me.
Sister of Chris C1.
Anthony: Kinda wierd, but he likes most of things
I
like. brother of Charlie and Michelle.
Charlie: The trouble maker, Smarter than most brick walls. brother of Anthony and Michelle.
Michelle: She has sharper nails than
Wolverine.
Also she has a strange video game technique. Sister of Charlie and Anthony.
Dale: Alias: Small Fry, General SHORTzkof, Little Debbie, Sprout. You get the point. HIS WEB PAGE COULD CAUSE DAMAGE TO THE RETINA! Brother of Carol.
Mark: This guy has a fruity center. He is a funny guy, but that's because he is (once again) fruity. Brother of Paul and Kristine.
Erica:
Official Punkette. For some strange reason she thinks I'm funny.
Lauren:
X-FILES
GURL. Collects bottles and guys. After a recent chat online, it has been descovered that she may be a tad psycho. She is half of the Dynamic Duo.
Ashley: She needs to stop calling me Dale.
I
don't know how people keep mixing us up, but it happens often. The other half of the Dynamic Duo.
Samantha: "Sam" Talks at extremely high speeds. Just about the nicest person you will ever meet.
Jimmy: Some people say he is gay, but he won't admit it, (and I have no real proof.) Cousin of Erin.
Robert: Now this is one scary guy. Met him in a dark alley, thought he was going to kill
me
, but he didn't so now he is my friend. He also makes animal noises.
Jim: He calls me "God Boy." He is the guy your mother warned you about. His car reaks of oil smoke.
Chris W: Similar to Robert, except different. Another computer guy as well as an artist.
Chris B: One of my only friends that have a
N64.
He borrowed my Star Wars game and kept it for about 4 months. (I actually got close to renting the game during this time.)
Carol: Her and her brother, Dale take turns braking each others arms.
Marla: She has the uncanny super power to match and organize her clothes better than any one else I have met.
Matt: He had to ask his girlfriend Amy if
I
could write about him on my web page. He also giggles like a little girl.
Kristine: The only one
I
know that likes
Star Wars
more than
I
do. She also likes the
NEWSBOYS!!!
Sister of Paul and Mark.
Paul V: More down to earth than his brother Mark. He thinks he could take
me
down... he was wrong. Obsessed with playing my N64. Also he is the brother of Kristine.
Justin B: He is a little slow. He also frequently drops things, so don't let him hold anything of value.
Chris Con: Wins the award for the longest last name (14 letters) and being said incorrectly numorous times. Also voted "least seen during school hours."
Nick: He draws, plays the guitar, and likes to annoy
me.
Larry: "Little Larry" He is surprisingly funny. He has a hard time walking sometimes.
Kari: She is very tiny. She almost got lost in my sweatshirt once.
Brett: SQUEAKY!!!
I
have had to suspend his speaking rights on more than one occasion.
Joey:
I
am suprised he has not killed any of the following people: Nick, Chris W, Robert.
Luke: WARNING: Stay out of reaching distance. Brother of Bethany.
Bethany: Hobbies: shopping, buying, wearing, whining, shopping, spending money, did
I
mention shopping??? Sister of Luke.
Ronnie: Pooch the Mooch. He likes the Yankees and the Packers... yuk, 'nuff said.
Bryan: Resident soccer-expert. He needs to give me his History notes, so I can live through the class.
Erin: A fellow
Orioles
fan. Her favorite player is Brady Anderson. (9) Cousin of Jimmy.
James: The oldest member of my little groupie. Actually has fallen off more roofs than
I
have been on. Like a real-life
Spider-Man.
Colin: Ever since he moved back to Canada the only way to keep in touch is by EMAIL. We called him "the Beast", but he prefered "John Q. Beast."
Zack T: The only guy
I
know that actually admits to being a redneck. He has his own weird friends. <--change weird to abnormal)
Ben: The pinnacle of wierdness. He calls himself the Son Of Bob. Don't ask. He actually is running for the SGA office of VILLAGE IDIOT.
Jesse: Creator of Shining Star Toilet Paper, Third Eye Psychics, Coffins "R" Us, and Holy Cow Swiss Burgers
Konrad: An art guy. He is Polish. Nick and
I
asked him what he would do with a grenade, and he said "throw it." (we noticed he did not say "pull the pin out.") Had a piece of clay stuck in his ear.
Trevor: Even though
I
don't see Trevor much anymore, he still belongs on this page. Another comedian.
I
took golf lessons with him one time.
Tom: Average score in Tetris: 5 lines HA, HA, HA, HA. to "pull a Tom": (1)Do something totally stupid, (2)Do something like Tom would do.
Ravi: Our tennis player extrodinare. He likes to say my name. His calculator's batteries are almost dead. (just thought
I
would throw that in)
Patrick: Another friend that has parted ways. He now lives in West Virginia. Wayland will fly you there for a small fee. His brother looks like Alfred E. Newman. (MAD)(at least he did last time
I
saw him)
Terrence: T-BONE!!! Quieter than me sometimes. Just watch out for his firey temper. quote - "Those are breadsticks, FOOL!"
Dave: The day
I
wrote this he showed
me
his blueprints for a bomb. Hmmmm... anybody know the number for 911???
Justin H: Co-creator of the "pull a Tom" phrase. Increadible skills in the field of TI-85 calculator games. Could possibly kill Tom by the end of the school year.
Jason: "BIG J" He has a short fuse, so don't anger him. If you do... RUN!!!
Cory S: Actually is quiter than I am. "Cory's minute." Great paintball team mate. The grass in his front yard is about 4 - 5 feet high.
Paul ?:
I
met him at CENTRIFUGE 1999. He always had to use the bathroom.
I
think he got on everyone's nerves a little.
Dave H: FUGE99. He was a little TOO friendly towards Dale. In return for trying to be our friend, we got him with shaving cream while he was sleeping. Brother of Andrea.
Jane: FUGE99. Put up with
me
for a few days while we did our skit about the money. She kept laughing at
me
, but then again who doesn't.
Andrea: FUGE99. The only one lucky enough to be ignored by her brother Dave.
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