About Stomski

The exact date of the great Stomski's birth has been lost through the mists of time, but researchers seem to agree that it was sometime in the late 1970's. In the dull backwaters of some tiny village deep in the shadows of south-eastern England this legend was born.

Born blah, blah, yada, yada, acheives dream of becoming first interstellar DJ on the USS Dougal, blah, blah, ex-president slipmatt, yada, yada, ambassador and DJ to the universe, blah, blah, blah, life story made as a sequnce of short films by cult director George Henry Kubrick Livingstone Smith Jackson Warner Vindelburger Upsidaisytheremissus, blah, blah, blah, sequnceof strange and improbable circumstances involving various common household items, yada, blah, yada, vansihed from mortal ken, blah, blah, blah...

Feel free to peruse the film scripts of George Henry Kubrik Livingstone Smith Jackson Warner Vindelburger Upsidaisytheremissus, transcripted as found.

Stomski: Superstar
Stomski and the President.
Stomski VS the Borg
Stomski meets the Daleks
Stomski and the Daleks Revenge.

PS: Being a product of today's society, I accept no blame or responsibility for anything I may/have/am going to do, say, write, anything else in whatever place/time/manner as is appropriate/inappropriate.

I had no part in the making of this page it was all Nope's idea the mad b*st*rd... - Stomski