The Brak Show Quotes - Ep. 2
Diff'rent Braks (Time Shed)
Mom: Well, what have you boys been up to all morning?
Brak: We've been playing "Head Kicker."
Zorak: I've been playing. You've been getting a
red-assed beat-down!
Brak (song):
Fish Pockets!
All the wonders of the sea
Will be served up hot to me
Baked or broiled or lightly breaded.
Just the thought makes me light-headed!
Could there be a smarter sauce
Than a bowl of tartar sauce?
Fish Pockets, here I come!
Brak's Dad: Life is not about the second chances. It is about a little mouse and his voyage to an exciting new land. That, my friend, is what life is.
Brak's Dad: Aha! I fooled you again, boy! ...Go change your pants.
Brak (song) to Zorak:
Well you might as well get ready
for a date with Grandma's feet.
And I might as well forget the crab
that I was born to eat.
Cuz we didn't do our homework,
for the love of Pete!
If only we could go back in tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime...
Zorak: We'd need a freakin time machine.
Brak: Yeah, like the one in Mr. Thundercleese's
back yard.
Zorak: What?
Brak: Course he's on vacation...and I have the
key in my pocket.
Zorak: Really.
Brak: But it's my haunted pocket. When I bought
these pants I found a note in there that said "Inspected by Number 47."
Number 47!! What about the other 46!? Were they not good enough to inspect my
pants...
Zorak: Just give me the damn key!
(In Thundercleese's back yard)
Zorak: So here's what we do...we go back to Friday...
Brak: And we make a kite out of squirrels and fly
it to the moon?
Zorak: No, we track ourselves down.
Brak: And then what?
Zorak: We make our other selves do the homework.
Brak: Hey Zorak, can I ask you a question?
Zorak: Yeah, what?
Brak: Where are we gonna find enough squirrels
to make a kite?
Zorak: Are you really that stupid?
Brak: Ooh! I dare you to say that again, only this
time say, "Brak, I LOVE you!"
Brak and Brak from the Future (song):
Yeah-he-he-he Buddy!
It don't matter how you say it,
As long as you say it but don't spray it.
Yeah buddy!