The Brak Show Ep. 3
Gimme A Brak (Talent Show)
Brak's Dad: ...So then I get a letter that says,"
Please stop sending deviled eggs to the Bishop."
Brak's Mom: Maybe you need to change your recipe,
Dear.
Brak's Dad: My recipe is perfect! The Bishop is
a fool!
Brak's Dad: Whoa, whoa, Hold on there, Steely Dan.
Brak's Dad: I may not have seventeen-inch claws, but when I grip you, you know you've been gripped!
Braks Dad: Again with the jar. What are you doing, building a monster?...Oh that's right, you are. How's that, ah, coming for you?
Brak's Dad: If my ears could talk they would say "Thank you, Zorak. You have enriched us both."
Brak's Potato Song for the talent show:
Oh, I'm a jolly spud
And people call me bud.
I live down in the mud
With all the other tubers.
Brak's Beet song
I'm hot for you baby.
I'm a big old beet.
I'm red, but not embarrassed,
And I am good with meat.
Of course I may get ____?____
And I'm hot for you baby!
Brak's Dad: I thought we agreed to stop encouraging him.
Notorious Fluffy-G song:
You're nothin but a fool steppin up on me,
Cuz I'm the one and only Notorious Fluffy-G
And when I see your girly walkin down the street,
"How you get so fluffy?" she says to me.
How you get so fluffy? Ohhhh yeah
How you get do fluffy? Ha ha ha ha
How you get so fluffy? Look how fluff I be.
How you get so fluffy? Straight up fluffy, see.