The Brak Show Ep. 4
The Braks of Life (Hippo)
Brak: ...then when I was doin my book report,
Zorak pulled down my pants, and everybody laughed, even me, because it was funny...but
not to me. Oh, and then at lunch I had a whole tray of Jell-O, and wouldn't
you know it, Zorak pulled my pants down again. Man, there was Jell-O everywhere.
Yes, even there...
Zorak: What the hell are you doing?
Brak: Zorak, how ling have you been there?
Zorak: Long enough to see you talking to that doll.
Brak: I was doing no such thing. If, however, I
was talking and my childhood friend, Hippo happened to be listening...
Zorak: What Hippo? That's a lobster.
Brak: Maybe so, but HE prefers to be called HIPPO.
Brak (song):
Oh man, what am I gonna do? You see...
There's something about his red and kindly face.
I can tell him anything.
BUT THEN THERE'S ZORAK!
HE THINKS I'M A BABY!
But I'll show him that I'm not
Brak: Alright, I've made a decision. From this
point on, I'll stop talking to my beloved friend, Hippo.
Zorak: Not good enough--Get rid of him!
Brak: What? I thought I just had to stop talking
to him.
Zorak: Look, it's him or me!
Brak: (Sigh) Then I guess it's gonna have to be
me, meaning you. (Crying) I'm sorry, Hippo. I'm so sorry!
Zorak: Come on, fuzzy. We're going for a little
ride.
Brak: His name's not Fuzzy. It's Hippo!
Zorak: SHUT UP!
Brak's Mom: Honey, I think there's something wrong
with Brak.
Brak's Dad: There's something wrong with all of
us, Darling.
Brak: I DON'T WANT TO LIVE ANYMORE!
Brak's Dad: Ha! Finally my own office. You see,
Mother, I told you if we were patient we wouldn't have to add on.
Thundercleese: What's wrong, Brak-From-Down-The-Street
Brak: Oh, Mr. Thundercleese, I'm looking for my
little stuffed friend, Hippo, but he's nowhere to be found.
Thundercleese: Long ago, I too had a stuffed companion.
His name was Chopper. One day he was abducted by gypsies. I never saw him again.
Brak: Awww, Did you ever see him again?
Thundercleese: Did I not just tell you No? Must
I repeat the whole story?
Brak: What story?
Thundercleese: Please leave.
Brak's Dad: Ugh, I'm blocked up with cream and
rum. Got to back off of that first thing in the morning
Brak's Mom: Did you have any luck, Peanut Head?
Brak: No, mom, I'll never see Tippo again.
Brak's Dad: Who is Tippo?
Brak: My lost friend. It hurts to much to say his
real name.
Brak's Dad: And that is?
Brak: Hippo--OHHHHHHHH MAN!
Brak's Dad: Ha ha ha! I made you say it. Now give
me your college money.
Brak: (Doctor Grumbles Song)
Oh the Doctor's in the house
Right here in my room
How do you do? My name is Brak,
Doctor Grumbles, I presume.
And I'm all funky! Let's do the funky monkey!
Watch it! He's in the house!
Brak: Boy we're sure having fun, aren't we, Doctor Grumbles? Last time I had the much fun I was face down in a pizza pie, eating my way to freedom!
Doctor Grumbles: Take him out!
Zorak: Shoot me and the doll gets it.
Doctor Grumbles: Shoot him, Thundercleese! Go for
the head!
Thundercleese: But wat if I hit you?
Doctor Grumbles: DO IT! TAKE THE SHOT!
Hippo's Show Theme Song:
Show us your garbage
Show us your trash
If Hippo likes it
You'll win some cash
So show us your garbage
Ready, set, go...
It's time to meet the star of our show
It's Hippo (Hippo) It's Hippo (Hippo)
It's Hippo, he's a hell of a guy