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TROI:  "Data are you looking forward to the Valentine's cruise?"

DATA:  "St. Valentine, a Christian martyr beheaded on February fourteenth by the Roman Empire.  Curious, a beheading commemorated by the display of affection.  I do not understand the human emotion of love."

TROI:  "Oh Data, there's more to it than that.  Don't you agree Worf?"

WORF:  "To a Klingon warrior, beheadings are romantic."

PICARD: "Number One, are the passengers ready to board?"

# ONE:  "Yes, Captain."

PICARD:  "Energize."

TROI:  "Taro, Tog.  Welcome aboard.  I'm Deanna Troi, your Cruise Director."

TOG:  "Taro.  Taro, what are you doing here.  I thought you were canceling your ticket?"

TARO:  "I thought you were canceling your ticket."

TOG:  "And waste twelve bars of gold pressed latinum?  I'd rather share a cabin."

TARO:  "Captain, we just broke up.  We need an extra bed in the room."

PICARD:  "Make it so, number one."

# ONE:  "Aye aye Captain."

PICARD:  "Counselor are you picking up anything?  They seem like a cute couple!"

TROI:  "I sense strong animosity between them Captain, which hides a deeper passion.  Also I believe he intends to steal towels."

PICARD:  "Mister Worf, alert housekeeping."

WORF:  "Yes, Captain."

PICARD:  "Mister Data, energize."

TROI:  "The ship's entertainment Captain, David Brener and Joan Rivers."

BRENER:  "Did you ever notice when they beam you aboard, your underwear rides up on ya?  It's like an intergalactic wedgie."

RIVERS:  "Oh, oh look at this place, what a dump.  Who was my travel agent, Darth Vader?

PICARD:  "Mister Sulu, take their bags and show them to their room."

SULU:  "Aye aye, sir."

PICARD:  "Mister Data, explain."

DATA:  "Captain, the female, Joan Rivers is a renowned comedian and home shopping personality.  However my memory banks show no record of a David Brener."

PICARD:  "Hmm."