JediClone: He'd threaten to shove this stick where the sun dont shine, but most crooks assume that he's just going to use it scratch under the hairpiece... |
JediClone: Poorly-Kept Hollywood Secret #297: His pubes are fake too. |
Jazzsoda: "How'm I doin, baby?" "Dammit Jim! I'm a hooker not your gym coach!" |
Jazzsoda: "Hey mayn, jugottanymatches?" "...NEXT!! And Frank, lock the door behind this guy!" |
Jazzsoda: Joel's only got a few more pages to go, then ALL of the action shots will look like Shatner peed himself! Oh man, is space fun or WHAT?? |
Jazzsoda: "Yes, you're listening to-" *gunfire* *screams* "the debut of All-Shatner radio-" *plane crashes* *dogs howl* "guaranteed All-Shatner all the time, with no commercial interruptions." *elephants stampede* "Next up, my 1972 recording of 'Why Must I Be a Teenager in Love?'." |
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Jazzsoda: One minute Shatner was holding onto the patrol car's rumble-handle from his seat, the next thing... what the fuh? This is the LAST time we let Nimoy drive! |
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