MrTim: The You're Shattin' Me Theater presentation of _The Godfather_. |
MrTim: Bill lovingly caresses the remote control to his VCR set to continuous loop of _Shatner's Greatest Hits_. |
MrTim: For some men, "No" means "No." For Kirk, "No" means "foreplay." |
YingYang: Few people knew that Shatner won the part of the Bandit, only to be fired after two days after the director realized he was William Shatner.... |
JediClone: With power steering, 4 wheel drive, and a fuel injected V-6 engin, Shatner's moustache can go from zero to cheesy in 3.5 seconds. |
JediClone: After this episode aired, it took years for the television trend of beefy men in torn shirts to recover. |
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evetsggod: aarr, i'm yam what i yam, matey! |
evetsggod: shat frantically attempts to pause the interview after realising that his cue cards are from the "evil spock" episode |
evetsggod: oO(man, i gotta be careful with them klingon bitches!) |
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Jazzsoda: "But Goooood, I don't wanna eat my brussel sprouts! They have personality! They're having a singles dance!" |
Jazzsoda: After his livingroom is filled with creamy caramel nougat, Shat decides to never hit *that* button during a Milky Way commercial again. |
Jazzsoda: She never writes. She never calls. She beats the living shit out of him every time he violates the restraining order. But still, Shat vows to make Grace Jones his. |
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Generik: Shat was never more soulful than when he would sing the ballads of his homeland while accompanying himself on the air accordion. |
Generik: Unknown to many fans throughout Shat's long career was the fact that he was, in reality, a Secret Asian Man. |
Generik: Shat's natural emulsion began to bleed and melt away as the Flying Ashtray got closer and closer... |
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TGoodchild: "What do you mean, no Shats allowed? I'm Burt Reynolds, dammit!" "I don't think so, sir." |
nashtbrutusandshort: That's the last time I tell Camille Paglia a blond joke while she's carrying a box of tampons.... |
telefan1: "Whatta ya mean Reynolds got that part in Boogie Nights? I've got the better hair!" |
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telefan1: "...and then there they were Scottie. Two of the firmest mellons I've ever seen on a woman." |
telefan1: "Let's see...Cheetos, Dr. Pepper, and the Spice Channel. This is going to be one fanTASTIC night!" |
telefan1: Roseanne was here |
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