E_B_A: People just weren't ready for these agressive new tactics the Jehova's Witnesses were using. |
Cerg: The S.W.A.T. team closes in on the honeycomb hideout. |
Jazzsoda: "Weebles Wobble, But They Don't Take Any Shit From Punk Motherfuckers, You Hear?" |
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Agent_Moldy: Friar Tuck goes postal, breaking all the rules in: "Vow of Silencer" -- a USA Original Picture. |
Angel_Noir: Jehova's Witness II, This time, it's spiritual. "So you've gotta be asking yourself: 'Did he qoute Leviticus or Job?'. Well, punk, do you feel holy?" |
Angel_Noir: "You're the only one who understands me, gun." "No I don't. I think your a sick loser!" "But, you told me to clense the neighborhood." "HELOOO! I meant you should help clean this place up, you twisted bastard." |
E_B_A: ...Erkel found the meat cleaver. |
Jazzsoda: Man, these "before and after" photos really do educate the kids about the dangers of dropping anvils off of the roof. |
Agent_Moldy: ...Susan now. |
E_B_A: A scene from the delightful new cartoon for kids: "Sally the Mortician." Airs this week on a struggling UPN. God help us. |
Jazzsoda: "So remember kids, angel dust is really expensive, and best left to your parents and older siblings. At least until you get your own part-time job or learn to steal out of mom's purse without getting caught. And *that's* one to grow on." |
E_B_A: Everyone agreed that having Grace Jones do the cliff diving a mile away from the shore was a good idea. |
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Jazzsoda: Whenever the bulb in the lighthouse burnt out, the villagers would wrap Sammy in tinfoil and tell her to be on the lookout for killer shrimp. |
Agent_Moldy: YYYESSS! My 1998 Robocop Swimsuit Calendar is finally here! |
Generik: Whenever Dave felt the police getting too close, he made his escape by tossing the donuts he kept hidden in his socks to distract them. |
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JD1036: Police beatings often had spectators: "C'mon, Bill!!" "Use the baton, USE THE BATON!!" |
D_Idaho: Bill begins to regret his third wish, morning wood all the live long day. |
Jazzsoda: The NYPD is world-reknowned for being a group of real tough customers. But even they get back in the car and roll up the windows when they come up on a guy singing a duet of "Feelings" with his tapeworm. |
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E_B_A: Bill was an ordinary guy. Sure he liked to slip the local law a few donuts powdered with rat poison every now and then but he was a normal guy all the same. |
KINGDINOSAUR: Casper, the friendly ghost, will get -very- friendly for only $10! |
NightTrain: In honor of his Burger King frency fries commercial, the makers of Mr. Potato-Head have marketed an Isaac Hayes doll. |
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Jazzsoda: Not even the generous rubbings of soot and boot polish could save Santa when the Black Panthers caught up with him. |
E_B_A: "Oh boy! My Home Roc Lobotomy Kit just arrived!" |
Agent_Moldy: Steve Urkel thought he'd lost his 'second dad' Carl for good -- but that was before the experiment -- "FRANKENURKEL": another USA Original Picture, coming next month. |
CydD: The "1-900 Operators of Auschwitz" enjoy showering after their commercials. Wonder why no one answers their phone after that..... |
Jazzsoda: The music press backlash that came after the Smashing Pumpkins signed on to do Lubriderm commercials was to be expected, but nobody foresaw the 99% drop in sales. Apparently average Americans think the Addams Family Look is unappealing at best and tubercular at worst. |
E_B_A: Cryogenic sex was a good idea at first. Sure he maintained his ability over and above the normal time, but that hideous cracking sound could only mean one thing... |
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