Jazzsoda:
"Here Wonder Woman, have a Pall Mall! They're full of cigarettey goodness!" "Why thank you Water Retention Girl! It's just what I needed after a hard day of crime fighting!"
Jazzsoda:
"Yeah, it may hurt like hell to put out cigarettes on your forehead... but the point is it's goddamn heaven on earth once you pull it away and the smell of burning flesh leaves the room... it's twice as good as sex and almost as pleasurable as that huge piss you take after you get out of a long movie.. yeep... Hey, where ya goin'?"
Jazzsoda:
"Eeeeeeeeeew! That's not Frosted Flakes, it's a bowl of cockroaches! From now on, I'm eating breakfast with the lights on, I don't care who knows I eat a kids' cereal!"
Jazzsoda:
An imaginary bicycle is one thing, but hold the phone! This was a real-live polka bird's egg, fer cryin out loud!
Jazzsoda:
The worst thing about a three-seat movie theater in the middle of a video store is that everybody knows you're the crybaby who covered his eyes during the scary parts of Mulan.
Jazzsoda:
"Oh, and by the way: You boys be careful. That's one Sheltand Pony who *loooooves* to kick!"
JoeCrow:
Alas poor Yorick, I knew him....... It's up, it's good!!!!
JoeCrow:
I know it's late dear, but it's only me.... Yes dear, I know
JoeCrow:
Buns of polybennom alloy, new from Ronko
JediClone:
"A-Ha feind! I have you in my lasso of truth!" "Where do you want me to start, your stringy hair, your fat ass, or your lumpy hips?"
JediClone:
When Crime rears its ugly head, it looks like a job for Loogie Man!
JediClone:
The one good thing about Hollywood Video is that they point out and isolate all the morons so you can avoid them before they start following you around.
BuckFifty:
Linda Carter is John Candy in Uncle Buck, tonight on a very special "You're $hittin' Me Theater"...
JoeCrow:
Not again MaryAnne, you're kinkier than Bob ever was, and you said things would be different
Dibbley:
Unfortunately, the Magic Dildo didn't pass customs.
E_B_A:
Even though he loses everytime, Christopher Reeve still finds joy in paintball.
MST3K_Lover:
Frank! Mr. Frank! You have shrunk so!!!!!!! Mom told me not to bathe in cold water......
E_B_A:
Just another family game of "kick the skull" at the Gein house.
Scypha:
There was something completely off-beat about these '70s lesbian sex scenes. So, is "Wonder Woman" supposed to get it on with "Mindy, the farmer's daughter?!?!?"
Scypha:
Futuristic bullet holes always leave a nice shiny purple plastic cover in order to prevent any blood loss.
Scypha:
Jerry Lewis shamefully shows us his Nutty Professor routine just as soon as the American Soccer Team took the field. DAMN THOSE FRENCH!!!!
Scypha:
"Larry! Curly! Where the F*#* are you knuckleheads?!? Why, I ought to..."
Scypha:
"See? See? This DNA ID card proves it! Commander Cash IS my daddy, and this corpse IS my mommy! Isn't this great?!?"
Scypha:
"C3PO!!!! You get your sorry ass back here this minute!! I swear, if you go on ANOTHER adventure with that loser R2D2, I'm going home to mother!! C3PO!!!!!"
Scypha:
"But, I don't want to try 450 pounds today."
YingYang:
"I can't believe I got the address wrong! You're sure this isn't the Smith Bachelor Party?"
YingYang:
Zits turn him on
YingYang:
A pimp HAS to try the girls out before he lets them hit the streets
YingYang:
"Human heads make the best soccer balls!"
YingYang:
"My name is Joe, and I'll be your concubine today
YingYang:
"Look, Dave, the Invisible Man left an hour ago, so give up"
YingYang:
"Girl Scouts!!!"
Lelila:
Looks to me like Wonder Woman and her sister want to have an insestuous relationship. Maybe they should call Steve and they can have a three-some.
Lelila:
I think that little thingy on Quinn's forehead is making him just a *little* too happy.
Lelila:
"Oh god yes!!! This blow job feels sooo good!"
Lelila:
"You renting a porno?" "Give me a break! I'm getting this for my kids!" "You're getting a porno for your kids?!" "No! It's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs!"
Lelila:
"Damn kids! Get outta here before I blow you away!"
Lelila:
Captain Jerk and Baby Goo stole Super Grandpa from the city morge!
Lelila:
Hey! It's Rembrant from Sliders...the later years!
