HEY, READ THIS!!! If you came here in search of the almighty liquid known as beer, and you're just now figuring out that this ain't what you wanted, I suggest you stick around anyway, and check out the rest of the site! Who knows? Maybe you'll end your alcoholic ways and wind up with a different kind of Brew!
The Brew Anthem appears courtesy of Wierd Al Yankovich, 'cuz it's one of his songs!