Introduction to The Brew / Chart of Brews

Right now, if you're anywhere near normal, you're probably wondering: "What the hell is The Brew?" Well, The Brew is very complicated. It's a pile of food and other goodies mixed together in a hot-dog tray, and left for dead in a locker! Of course, this kind of thing tends to smell like your cat two weeks after a nasty run-in with the nieghborhood garbage truck, so The Brew is constantly on the move...Check out the table below for details on all The Brews to date!


Brew #

Location

Disgust Level

Unusual Ingredients

Comments
1 Tim's Locker 6 Everything was unusual, it was our first, idiot! The first Brew ever! A landmark in American history! And a threat to environmentalists everywhere!
2 Martin's Locker ? ? Martin says: " I don't think I ever had a brew I could call my own!"
3 Joey's Locker 8 Something that made it grow a white fro! After growing "old-person's hair", it started eating a hole in the locker! This thing was a party animal!
4 Joey's Locker 7 Something that we thought might grow "old-person's hair" again When we saw that it wouldn't grow any more hair, we threw it outside on the ground!
5 Lee's Locker 8 Dog crap, a flattened frog, and one of those pink urinal tablets. Let's just say that this one tried to claim permanent residence in the locker...
6 Steven's Locker 1 String Cheese What started off as a promising brew ended with a cry of angiush!
7 Joe's PE Clothes 10 Nuthin' After one smell of his PE clothes, Joe started gagging, so he had to borrow someone else's!
8 Lee's Locker 8 Pre-Curdled Chocolate Milk One day we were notified that we had to remove this brew from the school premises. When we got there, it was already gone!

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