We have many anemities for you, dear Guest. You step into the sumptous foyer, where you may check in and have your bags taken to your room. To the right of the foyer is the main lounge and restaraunt where you can either relax at the bar or in one of the booths and enjoy a drink and the entertainment going on on the stage, or head through the glass doors to sample some of the tastiest Cajun cusine Louisiana has to offer. The doors to the back of the restaraunt lead to the outdoor cafe, which offers a stunning view of the gardens and is shielded by the energies created by the gateway, offering creatures of the night a long forgotten glimpse of daytime life.

Straight to the back of the hotel are the glass doors that'll lead you to the pool area and the garden paths. Tour the grounds, lounge by the pool or take a left for the walled in private pool and hot tubs. Further to the back, but in front of the employee huts, are our specialty huts. Want an experience a lot less tame? Want to indulge in something that might be frowned upon in the hotel? Then rent one of our specialty slaves and follow her to her hut secluded amongst the trees. All huts are fully functional with its own kitchen

To the left of the front desk are the elevators that will take you to your room. Your room is equipped with all the latest for business and pleasure. Bring your laptop and use our T3 lines to keep in touch with the outside world. Stand at the balcony and watch the stunning sunsets and the splendor of the gardens. Check out the bathroom--the Penthouse bathrooms on the top level have sky lighting above the tub and greenery surrounding for a feel of bathing in a secluded pool in the woods. All bathrooms have a phone and deep seated tubs built for up to 3 people with a panel built on the front to give you a choice of spa, jacuzzi, or hottub relaxation and a built-in tv, and along the wall is a built-in mini bar. The seperate shower also features a built in television. And please make use of our wide selection of bath, shower, and massage gels and oils for before, during, and after bath relaxation and fun. All rooms have a mini bar and big screen tv with cable. Sleep in feather beds that'll spoil you for any other surface. Or call room service for anything under the sun.

The adjoining plantation house can be reached either by the garden paths or by elevator, as the houses are linked through the basement and the penthouse floor. To the far left of the first floor are conference rooms for business meetings and gatherings, classes, reunions, etc. The center houses the front desk and information center where you can get information about the great state of Louisiana(or with discrete inquiry, our great planet Earth). At the right is another restaurant for good Cajun food as well as other favorites. There is also an outdoor cafe and garden paths there.

Several feet behind the help desk is the Ballroom. There you will partake of classic ballroom moves or the latest jammin grooves, depending on the time of month. Just behind that is the Gentleman's Lounge and Lady Delights, two strip clubs seperated from the mail ballroom by soundproof walls. Both clubs have private alcoves for lapdances and whatever else strikes your fancy.

Both plantation houses are connected at the top level and the basement. The basement can be reached through the service doors of the elevators. This is not known to most mortals and must be inquired about at the service desk for access information. The basement holds private sleeping quarters and rave areas and here you can feel free to be yourself. Open feeding is alllowed and expected here.

Finally, on both sides of the houses are specialty shops. Here you may purchase seperate food if you will be staying in one of the huts and don't wish room service, or head to one of the clothing/jewelry/shoe/souvenier shops or the barber/beauty parlor.

To the far back of the second house are the stables, bridal paths, and the horse/carriage tour paths amongst the back gardens. That's the best place for a nighttime carriage ride as the largest gardens of night blooming plants are there.