Being the Chief Laborer, I am the ears and eyes and heart
of this operation and all that it does or does not do.
Right now our production of lint has come to a screeching
halt with my idea of glueing rolly eyes to them and
selling them as pets. Since I do all the work I am also
the Marketing Lead Executive.
As of May 1999 lint production returned to full throtle with a new special blend.
FAGHAGWEBHEAD
This is our Webpage making division, but I don't know
much about that. Rumour has it that the concept of a fag hag is a woman who falls in love with gay men, and a web head is a person who has become so addicted to the internet that they have found no reason to ever leave the house. Unfortunatly I preteneded to be gay for the longest time and I think I can successfully say that there is no such thing as a Fag Hag also we've found the internet is not addictive and we can quit at anytime.
PaulLand Forever
This means many things; it means alternative sources of
energy, homes for the homeless, and the acceptance of me
as the leader of Earth. Then shortly after that a ceremony will be held which will rename the Earth, the planet
"PAUL".Complete Details
Mental Divergence
This is the long-awaited Public Access show devoted to
TMDOTPBM Enterprises, Inc.(because they happen to fund it), produced by Druid Television (DTV) by Druidic Production in Blue Spruce Studios at Studio 42 which purhaps will include video clips of Driver Paul (the recently in flux band)
as well as skits from the Black Socks Production team, and perhaps some sort of revelation of The Mighty Druids Of the Psycadellic Biscuit Mobile. Currently no air
date has been set. For the most part we are awaiting a cast, a script, lots of equipment and free time. Although produciton has been on and off since 1994.More Details.
Event's that happened once...
This is going to be a seperate page that contains just about everything, for the person who wants to know what happened in my life but just doesn't want to read it in novel format. Comming soon.
Key responsibilities
I make people lift hevy things(sometimes I help). I have a two way radio (but so does everyone else. I am one of the few with a cordless phone. I make people restock shelves, and drive a Stand-up fork truck (or Yale Narrow Isle Reach truck). I am a fork truck certification instructor. I am responsible for everything that enters the building via my dock.
I will not be seen on that web page, but I really do work
there. In fact not even my boss's boss's boss's boss can be seen there, but we are a vast company.