"Wow, Teal'c! Was that with with Ab-Flex or Norditrack?"
"Just a little to the right and....YEEEESSSSSS! That's it, Nem. You've hit the area of the brain that stimulates pleasure....WHOOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
"I want to be a Little Mermaid too."
"...and then Fabio put his arms around Jessica, and his lips brushed against hers. 'I love you' he breathed desparately...um....well...ahem...quite the book collection Daniel's got."
"And Teal'c said this made best for Holiday decorations?"
"That's what he said."
"Well this sucks."
"...and there are only seconds left on the clock...O'Neill skates up to the hockey net...he shoots...he scores! The croud goes wild!! YAAAAAYYYY. Ahem...oh, yes, of course. I'm um...devastated at the loss of a friend. We were...very close."