The Top Secret Porn Swapping Operation.
As Senator Kinsey started on yet *another* religious rant, Lt. Col. Samuels couldn't help but notice how the red tie really suited him.
Colonel O'Neill, bored once again at the brieifings, took to his regular task of drawing each member of SG-1, how he thought they would look, naked.
Senator Kinsey, leader of The Legion of Doom.
"You borrowed my tissue, blew your nose in it, and then gave it back to me? What sort of sick freak *are* you?!"
"Okay, hold on. Let me get this straight. There was a Top Secret Porn Swapping Operation...and you left me out of it?"
Senator Kinsey made sure to take off his X-Ray glasses whenever he was addressing anyone ugly.