The Broca Divide Riffs



"Listen Daniel. Let me make one thing perfectly clear. One more MacGyver crack...just ONE MORE..."


The planet had seemed to be peaceful enough. But that's before SG-1 discovered it was inhabited by old and outgrown T.V. stars. They were no longer part of the pop culture, and they were mad. Here we see Teal'C fighting THING, who is bent on global domination.


In a spontaneous attempt to end her own life, Carter neglects to realize that she has missed the Jugular veins completely, and she's making a scene.


"Whew...talk about the advantages of being an archaeologist...you guys have GOT to try the Yaje.*"


"Okay fine, Jack. If you want to go first to an environment where there could be hostile aliens with far superior technology that can and will strike us down before we even get a chance to recover BE MY GUEST.


*Don't know what Yaje is? Ever seen Altered States? It's something like that.


Thanks.