WARNING!!! These little ‘outtakes’ are a bit harsh, compared to the tone of the main series. You have been warned.
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The youma, which looked remarkably like a tea set, roared as it ignored the magical attacks of the Senshi.
“What are we going to do?! It’s immune to magic!”
Jupiter sighed. She really didn’t want to do this, but there was no choice. “I’ll handle it.” Standing in front of the youma, she knelt down on the ground. “Now face the true terror of the Kino School of Anything Goes Martial Arts Tea Ceremony!”
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Tuxedo Kamen stirred slowly, gaining everyone’s attention. A deliriously happy Sailor Moon watched her beloved come out of his comma and sit up. As his gaze fell upon Ranma, who was currently female, his eyes lit up.
“At last, the fiery pigtailed goddess is ready to admit her love for me! Come to my embrace!”
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“With what, Rei-chan?” Grandpa Hino asked innocently.
Rei couldn’t tell if he was being silly or honest. “With… what we were talking about just now… I thought you… knew…”
“Knew what, Rei-chan?”
“About… my ability to speak with the dead…”
Suddenly Yuuichirou popped up next to the old priest. “She’s a witch! May we burn her?”
Rei’s eyes flickered back and forth between the man and the burning torch he was carrying.
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Ukyou leaned her head into Makoto’s bedroom. “Mako-chan? Have you seen your sister anywhere?”
Makoto shook her head. “Not since this morning.”
Ukyou sighed. “All right. If you see her, tell her I’m looking for her, would you, dear?”
“Sure thing, mom.”
After Ukyou had closed the door, Makoto knelt down next to her bed. Prying up one of the floorboards beneath it, she removed a shoebox. Opening it, she gazed down at its contents. “That’ll teach you to try and replace me. They’re MY parents. And I don’t share well with others.” She spit on the lifeless body of the rat inside. Its broken neck was still caught in the rattrap. Closing the box she slipped it back into its hiding place. “Now I just have to find a convenient way of getting Mamoru out of the picture. She’s MY princessss…”
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Beryl gazed down at the dead Sesnhi in disbelief. Turning to the side, she saw Prince Endymion standing there equally stunned. “You know, I didn’t expect it to be THAT easy… I mean, sure I was talking tough, but I was out of youma, the Senshi had somehow powered up, and you had slipped from my control. Oops, let me fix that. There. All better.”
She turned from the re-enthralled Prince of Earth to look down at the five Sailor-Suited Idiots of Love and Justice… still held upright after having been shishkabobbed by the single spear of dark crystal.
“You know, that really was a stupid way to try and save their princess. Shoving her out of the way would have been MUCH more effective…”
A somewhat depressed sigh escaped the Dark Queen at the rather anti-climactic end of her enemies. Turning back to Endymion, she smiled happily. “Oh well, now that that’s taken care of, let’s retire to my bed chambers… after all, we have to replace those Dark Generals, don’t we, Snuggly-wumpkins?”
Endymion smiled lecherously as he followed his Queen out of the throne room.
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Makoto looked around her home before turning her attention to Luna. She noticed that the moon cat seemed a bit fatter than before, but she shoved that observation to the side. “Luna? Where’s my sister?”
A sheepish expression came over the cat’s features. “Uhm… well, you see… it was a really long trip back from the Arctic… and I was getting pretty hungry since Usagi forgot to feed me this morning… and Siofra was soooo sweet…”