Dukes Of Hazzard: THE MOVIE
By Cid

[The story starts out with our (Heros?) siting on the Universal studios tram tour through the movie studios]

Cid: BORING!

Tram tour guide: And right here is where we filmed who framed Roger Rabbit.

Sephiroth: FILM THIS! [Flips off the tour guide when he's not looking]

Tour guide: And right on your left here is where we are currently filming the new Dukes OF Hazzard movie. [Sephiroth, Cid, and Kefka run to left window crushing someone]

Cid: It's beutiful.

Sephiroth: It's heaven on earth.

Kefka: It's a once in a life time thing.

Guy: It's going to have your faces imprinted into the walls if you don't get off of me!!

Sephiroth: Sorry!

Kefka: Pardon me!

Cid: oops!

Man: [Gets up and dusts off clothes] Who the hell are you?

Author: [Get's up] Cid! [Sees the man was talking to the Other Cid, Kefka and Sephiroth] Oh thw idiots. [Continues sending viruses to NeoCidfan, Mr. Ed and Cool Kefka Viruses] Heh heh heh...

Cid: Cid Highwind.

Sephiroth: Sephiroth Ineverlearnedmylastname

Kefka: Kefka authorforgotmylastname.

Man: Nice to meet ya! I'm Dav Cole!

Kefka: Cole? I heard that name before... Damn... I forgot. NOW I KNOW! Are you related to Locke Cole?

Dav: Yes...

Kefka: DIE!!! [Tries to Kill Dav but fails since dav moves and Kefka falls into the fake Jaws that pops out of the water] OW! OOH! EEEEEHHHH!!! AAAAHHH!!! OOOOOOUUUUUWWWWWWCCCCHHHHHIIIIIEEEEESSSSS!!!!!

Dav: More Locke haters die that way... I heard you run a Dukes of Hazzard fan club, Cid.

Cid: Yeah...

Dav: I would liek to join.

Cid: Huh? your the first person I know who hasn's committed a crime to join.

Dav: What members did crimes?

Cid: I used to much cursing in public, Sephiroth has officialy killed 1,000 people and Kefka tried to take over the world and kiled a world leader oh and there are the FFT chaaracters Vormav for tourturing kids, Meiadoul and Izlude for being the worst characters in a final fantasy game and that's everyone. [I wont mention the othe rmember a.k.a president of the U.S]

Dav: You all commited one of these crimes?

Cid: Yeah... Wanna se the filming of the Dukes of Hazzard movie?

Dav: Sure? How do we get off this thing? We're in that lake part of the ride.

Cid: Soon they'll part the waters like in the Moses movies [Water parts] We jump off  [All jump off] an we run before the tour guide sees us. [Run before the tour guide sees them]

Sephiroth: Cid, on preblem...

Cid: What?

Sephiroth: The water is 5o Feet deep right?

Cid: Yeah...

Sephiroth: The wateris unparting over there. [Points behind them]

Cid: #(%#@ RUN!!! [All run and Sephiroth trips]

Sephiroth: OW! My ankle! [Cid and Dav run back an carry him and drop him] AAH! MY OTHER ANKLE! [Dav and Cid pick him up and drop him a foot later] AAAH!! MY KIDNEY!! [Cid and Dav pick him up again and drop him] AAAW forget it you drop me too much! [Runs off normaly]

Cid: RUN! [Cid and Dav reach land,]

Kefka: [Runs into the water] I lived through the shark attack! [Water hits him and he begins to drown] Help [Gurgle] ME!

Cid: Should we?

Sephiroth and Dav: Nah. [walk of leaving Kefka to die]

[The studio]

[Cid and Sephiroth are fraticly taking pictures and humming the dukes of hazzard theme while the author downloads FF7 music while writing this fan fic,. NOTE: I am realy downloading FF7 music]

Dav: Do you two like the dukes of hazzard a lot?

Cid: [Has an errotic fantasy about Daisy Duke, Bo & Lukes Sister] Oh yeah..

Sephiroth: [Thinks of his love for waffels and pancakes] Yes. [Drools]

Dav: ... oookay... [sees they're about start filming] Watch and be quiet]

Cid: [Verrrrrrrryyyy Loudly} OKAY! WHAT EVER YOU SAY FELLOW DUKES OF HAZZARD FAN!!!!!!

Director: SHUT UP ON SET!!!

Cid: OKEL-YYYY DOKEL-YYYYY!!!!

Director: [Punches Cid] SHUT THE HELL UP!

Cid: OW YOU _#)#_$#(#)@%*($#@*!!!!!

Dav: Let's watch!

Sephiroth: [Stops thinking waffels] Huh?! My waffel fantasy! [sees they are filming] Oooh....

[They film a Love scene]

CId: [hates the scene] STOP ROLLING THE #()#)(@#)(@# FILM!!! [Pushes director out of his char[ Okay You! Get in the General! And YOU get off the set! [Actress walks off the set]

Director: Come back! Sir, the General lee was blown up and they both give up driving cars and start thinking about going to college.

Cid: WHAT?! [Cid jumps up his spear ready to kill the Director] [Scene freezes]

Balladeer: Looks like Cid's gotten rilled up over something. And that director must be in a tough situation.