The Dukes Of Hazzard Movie part 2
By Cid

[At the studio hell has broken loose, officialy]

Cid: CUT #%#)(@*% CUT!!!!

Actor: What was wrong?

Cid: How can I put this in a way youll understand.... YOU #(#(*%)(@*%@# SUCK!!!

Actor: HOW RUDE! [Walks off]

Cid: WE DON'T NEED YOU!!!! DAV!!

Dav: What?

Cid: Did someone fart? I smell something?

Dav: No, Sephiroth has been flushing stinkbombs and cherry bombs down the toilets.

Cid: Really! You direct! I help him! HE HE HE!! [Runs off]

Dav: OKAY SHUT THE HELL UP!!! You ride the car. You get in the car. Now drive around the studio smashing things. And camera guy, film the demolition.

[Bathroom]

Cid: Sephiroth, I heard you were flushing cherry bombs...

Sehpiroth: [Hides the cherry bombs] No I'm not!

Cid: Oh. Okay then. [Pushes Sephiroth aside and flushes a cherry bomb be pulled out of his pocket]

Sephiroth: Hmm... [Pulls out his cherry bombs] lookie what I found!! [Both flush cherry bomb down the toilets] Heh heh heh fun.

Cid: Kick ass! [Toilet backs up] Next stall! [Both run to the next stall]

Sephiroth: I wish my father was here he'd like this.

Cid: Who's your father?

Sephiroth: I don't know. But I heard he loves doing thins.

Vincent: [Runs in] Sephiroth! Hojo is your father... or it might be me..

Sephiroth: You mean...? [Runs to barf]

Cid: Or you?

Vincent: ... no comment ...

[Back at Hell er--- the studio]

Dav: [Watches the destruction] OH YEAH! SEE THAT GUY? RUN HIM OVER!!

Actors: Sure! [Run over the guy, who was Rufus]

Rufus: OW! [Pulls out his shot gun] Who ever did that is gonna pay!

Dav: IT WAS HIM! [Points to a guy getting doughnuts]

Guy: Huh-- [Rufus blows him a way]

Rufus: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY STUDIO?!!!!

Dav:???

Rufus: The ShinRa movie is supposed to be filmed here!

Dav: That studio is across the the street!

Rufus: Oh. Sorry to bother you. [Walks off]

Dav: Loser... that one's gonna be blown up in 10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5.. 4... 3... 2... 1... [A loud boom is heard] [Rufus crashes throught the roof and is hit by the General lee again]

Rufus: [Dies]

kefka: [Runs in] I LIVED! I AM INVINCIBLE!! [is hit by the General] AAAHHHH!!!! [Falls] I'm okay! [Car backs up and runs over him, backs up and runs over him, continues like this for a while] OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!! [Car speeds off] Why me God? I only tried to take over the world and kill all who opposed me by destroy they're entire town. What's wrong with that?

Dav: Everything...

[Back in the bathroom]

Sephiroth: How do we find out if Vincent is my father or not?

Cid: Simple. My home DNA matching kit. I need some blood.

Vincent: Okay... [Pokes his finger with his claw] [Cid takes the blood]

Sephiroth: WAIT! No one has ever seen me bleed or cry.

Cid: Theres always a first.

Sephiroth: Okay... [pokes his finger with the masamune]

Cid: [With a video camera] Actual footage of you bleeding... [Takes the blood sample] Now we wait a few seconds. [Test results print up] Let me see here. Uh-oh! You two can take a father son picnic if you.

SEPHIROTH: NNNNNOOOO!!!

Vincent: ... no comment ...

Cid: You both are very wierd. [Walks outside]

[The studio]

Cid: [Sees the destruction] I like it! Keep up the good work Dav!

Dav: Okay! YOU THERE! LET LOSE THAT WILD ANIMAL!

Man: But it has rabies!

Dav: EVEN BETTER!

Man: ooookayyyy.... [Lets loose the wild animal from the crate, Seto pops out]

Seto: GGGGGGGRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! [Foams at the mouth] [Runs around biting an mualing people] WHY THE HELLL DIDN'T ANYONE GIVE ME A SOFT BEFORE?! [continues mualing people]

Dav: Now this is fun. [Guy runs past him on fire] Kick ass.

[Bathroom]

Sephiroth: [Cries] WWWWWAAAAAAHHHHH!H!!!!

Cid: [Video tapes the crying] I'm gona be rich... People will pay millions to see Sephiroth bleed and cry.

Vincent: [Is quiet] ...

[Back in the studio]

Red XIII: [Runs in] OH MY GOD!! DADDY!

Seto: Son? SON!!! [The father and son reunite and blah blah blah I need some coffee]

Red XIII: What are you doing?

Seto:Acting rsbid and mualing people.

Red XIII: CAN I HELP?!

Seto: SURE! [Seto and Red XIII maul and bite people as Dav luaghs and has the camera men recording]

Cid: [Walks back out] I think that's enough for one day. [Sephiroth adn Vincent walk out]

Dav: [sees Read XIII and Seto coming closer to him] Good point... [Alll 4 rin out, grabbing kefka, and bolt all the door shut and turn off the Lights]

Cid: that was fun. dav, will you be joining us with the fan club.

Dav: No, I mudt go now. To a another adventure! [Looks t the reader] YEAH!

Cid: Uh-- XYZ Dav...

Dav: Huh? GAH!! [Turns around and zipping is heard] oops...

Sephiroth: Let's all go home...

Dav: I was only joking about the new adventures. [Follows everyone home into the sunset]