Leprosy, all my skin is falling off of me.
I'm not half the man I used to be.
Oh, how did I get leprosy?
Syphilis, it all started with a simple kiss.
Now it even hurts to take a piss.
Oh why did I get syphilis?
Why'd she have VD? I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I did something wrong, now I long for yesterday ...
-- To the tune of "Yesterday"