So, just what did they send to conquer us? Well, the Emperor of the Intergalactic Alliance has this really stupid son, named Baazel. This son is, well to put it frankly, a retard among aliens. He's the type of idiot that when sampling Earth's "cuisine," ended up smoking a 100-pound blunt of pot (yeah, aliens can make those things) and then while stoned off his @$$ ended up eating three cats! Not wanting such a wayward son someday taking over the Alliance, the emperor banished him to Earth. Now, Baazel is our problem.