Well, it had to happen sooner or later. An alien finally came to Earth. It wasn't like aliens despise the idea of having to come here. It's just that they see us as such inferior beings that we don't even make it to their "Top 100,000 Worlds to Take Over" list. In fact, of the worlds on all alien agendas, we rate second to last. Just what world do we beat? Being second to last means that we do beat SOMETHING. That something is the world of Bunghole, which is populated entirely by pedophile garden gnomes, clones of the cast from "The Little Rascals," and a huge mountain made entirely of Viagra. Yeah, Earth sucks so much we just barely beat that world in crappy worlds to conquer.