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 Pookie did What!?
    By BoB

     Bob and Pumbaa were mulling around the Playhouse while Durrack was off somewhere else. Some of the Guild members had rented rooms, and seemed to be enjoying themselves.
     The day was like any other, lots of yelling, chasing through the halls, teaching the rules of Peggum and getting ready to enjoy some real food (Bob has a changed mentality towards food now). Pumbaa wandered into the kitchen,
     "Where's dinner?"
     "Not ready yet. Have you seen my brand new meat cleaver?"
     "No, why?"
     "Because just this week I put it right here in the wall, and now it's not here."
     "Well this is a new kitchen, maybe you just put it down somewhere and forgot to put it back into the wall. Maybe you put it in your room. I know that you still haven't gotten used this new kitchen. Just keep your eyes open and gimme food."
     "I can't give you food until I find my knife!"
     "So use an old one."
     "My old ones were used to cut the stones for this building."
     "Oh, well then at your convenience," Pumbaa sarcastically declared, just before dogding a large mass of boiled skin.
     Bob kept looking for his knife.

*  *  *  *  *  *  *
     Lothar was up learning Peggum when Forzan came up to find him.
     "Lothar!"
     "Yes?," Lothar looked back trying not to get hit.
     "Can I have something out of your room?"
     "Yea sure," Lothar went back to beating his opponent, "Now, what did you want to borrow?," But Forzan had already left.
     Lothar left the Peggum room and went to his guest room and saw that he was missing his newly polished breastplates that had been on his bed.
     "WHERE ARE MY BREASTPLATES?!?!," bellowed though his quarters but not much past that. (We had 2" shag carpet put in)
     *  *  *  * *
     Gringito sat out on the roof of the tower, looking out over the ocean, sort of in a meditative state.
     "Gringitooooo!," Forzan bellowed from four levels down, on the ground.
     ". . ."
     "How did you get up there?!"
     "I climbed the wall."
     "Oh, well can I borrow your log book?!"
     "Yeah," Gringito only heard ‘borrow a book',"I suppose. Just be sure to put it back,"he lapsed back into meditation, but snapped out,"Oh, and. . ., " but Forzan was already gone.
     When Pumbaa came up to the roof and saw Gringito, a small rumble broke out. Gringito laughed as he dove off the roof into the ocean.
     Upon returning to his guest quarters he saw that the box that he keeps his logbook in, was open and the artifact gone. Bob burst in,
     "Do you know where my knife is?!"
     "Do you know where my logbook is?!"
     "No" the two answered in unison to each others question.
     Bob went back to searching.
*  *  *  *  *  *  *
     There was a meeting going on in conference- room B, involving Quinine, Gamora , Pumbaa and the captain of the guards on the subject of arresting them for being too cute, with Pumbaa as the mediator. There was much yelling and Forzan was mildly scared to go in, but he did anyway.
     "Excuse me everyone. Quinine can I use your wine cart?"
     "Huh?," Quinine dropped the captain.
     "Can I borrow your wine cart?"
     "Well Forzan, having the wine cart is a BIG responsibility, and if you should happen to hit a pickle. . ."
     "Yes, Forzan you may take the wine cart," Gamora interrupted.
     "Thanks," and he disappeared. Quinine and Gamora had one of their little spats.
     After the "conference" Quinine and Gamora were going to go for some restaurant food, but the wine cart was gone.
*  *  *  *  *  *  *
     The next day Durrack returned. Bob and Gringito were the first to harass him about the missing items. Then came Lothar and Quinine. Durrack started to gather facts and they decided to pay his room a visit.
     They went to his room , knocked on the door but only felt the loud beat of the ‘rap' music. So they knocked the door down and saw that Forzan was too busy with his alter- ego ‘Homey John' that he didn't notice that there were four relatively angry people standing at his door with utterly shocked looks on their faces.
     "You guys act like you've never seen a teddy- bear propped like the Statue of Liberty before!"
*  *  *  *  *  *  *
     Pumbaa had to get the infirmiry attendants to wake the guys up.He then had to explain to the rest of the guild that Forzan had actually done that. The general answer was "Pookie did what?!"


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