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Pookie did What!?
By BoB
Bob and Pumbaa were mulling
around the Playhouse while Durrack was off somewhere else. Some of the
Guild members had rented rooms, and seemed to be enjoying themselves.
The day was like any
other, lots of yelling, chasing through the halls, teaching the rules of
Peggum and getting ready to enjoy some real food (Bob has a changed mentality
towards food now). Pumbaa wandered into the kitchen,
"Where's dinner?"
"Not ready yet. Have
you seen my brand new meat cleaver?"
"No, why?"
"Because just this week
I put it right here in the wall, and now it's not here."
"Well this is a new
kitchen, maybe you just put it down somewhere and forgot to put it back
into the wall. Maybe you put it in your room. I know that you still haven't
gotten used this new kitchen. Just keep your eyes open and gimme food."
"I can't give you food
until I find my knife!"
"So use an old one."
"My old ones were used
to cut the stones for this building."
"Oh, well then at your
convenience," Pumbaa sarcastically declared, just before dogding a large
mass of boiled skin.
Bob kept looking for
his knife.
* * * * * *
*
Lothar was up learning Peggum
when Forzan came up to find him.
"Lothar!"
"Yes?," Lothar looked
back trying not to get hit.
"Can I have something
out of your room?"
"Yea sure," Lothar went
back to beating his opponent, "Now, what did you want to borrow?," But
Forzan had already left.
Lothar left the Peggum
room and went to his guest room and saw that he was missing his newly polished
breastplates that had been on his bed.
"WHERE ARE MY BREASTPLATES?!?!,"
bellowed though his quarters but not much past that. (We had 2" shag carpet
put in)
* *
* * *
Gringito sat out on the
roof of the tower, looking out over the ocean, sort of in a meditative
state.
"Gringitooooo!," Forzan
bellowed from four levels down, on the ground.
". . ."
"How did you get up
there?!"
"I climbed the wall."
"Oh, well can I borrow
your log book?!"
"Yeah," Gringito only
heard ‘borrow a book',"I suppose. Just be sure to put it back,"he lapsed
back into meditation, but snapped out,"Oh, and. . ., " but Forzan was already
gone.
When Pumbaa came up
to the roof and saw Gringito, a small rumble broke out. Gringito laughed
as he dove off the roof into the ocean.
Upon returning to his
guest quarters he saw that the box that he keeps his logbook in, was open
and the artifact gone. Bob burst in,
"Do you know where my
knife is?!"
"Do you know where my
logbook is?!"
"No" the two answered
in unison to each others question.
Bob went back to searching.
* * * * * *
*
There was a meeting going
on in conference- room B, involving Quinine, Gamora , Pumbaa and the captain
of the guards on the subject of arresting them for being too cute, with
Pumbaa as the mediator. There was much yelling and Forzan was mildly scared
to go in, but he did anyway.
"Excuse me everyone.
Quinine can I use your wine cart?"
"Huh?," Quinine dropped
the captain.
"Can I borrow your wine
cart?"
"Well Forzan, having
the wine cart is a BIG responsibility, and if you should happen to hit
a pickle. . ."
"Yes, Forzan you may
take the wine cart," Gamora interrupted.
"Thanks," and he disappeared.
Quinine and Gamora had one of their little spats.
After the "conference"
Quinine and Gamora were going to go for some restaurant food, but the wine
cart was gone.
* * * * * *
*
The next day Durrack returned.
Bob and Gringito were the first to harass him about the missing items.
Then came Lothar and Quinine. Durrack started to gather facts and they
decided to pay his room a visit.
They went to his room
, knocked on the door but only felt the loud beat of the ‘rap' music. So
they knocked the door down and saw that Forzan was too busy with his alter-
ego ‘Homey John' that he didn't notice that there were four relatively
angry people standing at his door with utterly shocked looks on their faces.
"You guys act like you've
never seen a teddy- bear propped like the Statue of Liberty before!"
* * * * * *
*
Pumbaa had to get the infirmiry
attendants to wake the guys up.He then had to explain to the rest of the
guild that Forzan had actually done that. The general answer was "Pookie
did what?!"
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