These stories previously appeared on the Makepeace list. Naturally they
have a sympathetic take on the character. Enjoy!
Troublesome Things
- Size: 54K
- Rating: PG
- Category: Pointless Halloween nonsense, horror riffs
- On P3X-8522, SG-3 encounters a pushy salesman and a far-fetched pastiche of horror
story props and cliches. The eternal quest for weapons to use against the Goa'uld
gets a touch absurd.
Ashes
- Size: 54K
- Rating: R
- Category: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Missing Scenes for "Into the Fire,"
immediately follows "The Tokra's Gambit"
and "Into the Fire"
- In the aftermath of "Into the Fire," Colonel Makepeace and Captain Carter
search for survivors of the assault at Hathor's pyramid. Post-ep/Epilogue Scenes for
"Into the Fire."
The Tokra's Gambit
- Size: 37K
- Rating: PG
- Category: Action/Adventure, Missing Scenes for "Into the Fire"
- When Colonel Makepeace reports to General Hammond at the beginning of "Into
the Fire," he says, "When scouting 254, sir, we came across several members of
the Tok'ra. They told us the location of SG1." How did the Tok'ra
know where to find SG-3 (or any other SG team for that matter), short of them
having inside info on the SGC? Somehow, I doubt Hammond kept the Tok'ra up
to date on the SGC's mission roster. Pre-ep/Prelude Scenes for
"Into the Fire."
The Mountain King
- Size: 465K
- Rating: R
- Category: Action/Adventure, Whumping
- Content Warnings: Violence, Profanity
- SG-3 discovers that a desert planet isn't really as lifeless as it first appeared.
The Wizards of Atlantis
- Size: 59K
- Rating: PG
- Category: Humor, Crossover, AU. Doubly AU, in fact, but not quite triply AU.
- A wormhole mishap sends SG-3 to Atlantis. Henderson demonstrates a magic touch, which causes Colonel Makepeace
to undergo a startling transformation. Crossover with Stargate: Atlantis.
Off on the Wrong Foot
- Size: 38K
- Rating: PG-13
- Category: Humor, action, minor whumping, Halloween, sequel to "Chamber of Horrors"
- On Halloween, Colonel Makepeace suffers through alien and human invasions. Occurs about a week
after "Chamber of Horrors."
Sirius Business
- Size: 67K
- Rating: PG-13
- Category: Humor, Adventure, Fluff
- Killer bees, alien ducks, blue puppy dogs, and flying snakes. Can things get weirder? Sure they can.
Talkin' Turkey
- Size: 8K
- Rating: G
- Category: Humor, Thanksgiving
- SG-3. Friendly aliens. A nice planet. You know there's a catch, don't you?
Chamber of Horrors
- Size: 10K
- Rating: PG
- Category: Horror, Humor, List Halloween Challenge Response
- Makepeace finds himself in a chamber of alien horrors and grotesqueries.
The Obligatory Kitten Tale
- Size: 13K
- Rating: PG
- Category: Humor, Fluff
- Colonel Makepeace rescues a kitten from a tree, with predictable results.
A Long Winter's Night
- Size: 87K
- Rating: PG-13
- Category: Humor, Action/Adventure, Crossover, Christmas, List Challenge Response
- Colonel Makepeace is captured by sinister elf commandos and taken to a strange parallel
universe ruled by the despotic, all-powerful Santa Claus. A rather twisted crossover with
AU versions of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" (1964) and "Santa Claus
Conquers the Martians" (1964).
Spiders
- Size: 64K
- Rating: PG-13
- Category: Action/Adventure, Horror, Halloween, List Challenge Response
- Alien spiders, the SGC, and a generic horror movie plot. What more needs to be said?
Irresistible
- Size: 171K
- Rating: R
- Category: Action/Adventure, some whumping
- SG-3 is ambushed on a soggy planet where humans hold both an irresistible fascination and a nasty surprise for the native carnivores.
Here Comes Peter Cottontail
- Size: 39K
- Rating: PG-13
- Category: Humor, Easter (secular)
- Another holiday, another SGC charity event. Very loose sequel to "You Better Watch Out..."
Distractions, Distractions
- Size: 4K
- Rating: PG-13
- Category: Rather dubious humor, smut-free slash, missing scene (sort of), pure fluff, parody
- What was going through Johnson's head during the pre-mission briefing in "Broca Divide"? Probably not this. *G*
Bloodstains on the Wall
- Size: 34K
- Rating: R
- Category: Drama, Missing Scenes for "The Broca Divide"
- The Touched virus has devastating effects on Colonel Makepeace and SG-3.
Smokin'
- Size: 5K
- Rating: R
- Category: AU, list challenge response, kind of dark humor
- How might Teal'c and Makepeace have gotten along if they had been trapped in the time loop in "Window of Opportunity" together?
Sharks Are Wild
- Size: 18K
- Rating: PG-13
- Category: Humor, Crossover, Definitely AU
- Colonel Makepeace versus the landshark!
A Chance Encounter
- Size: 14K
- Rating: G
- Category: "Shades of Grey" Denialfic, Future story, AU
- A chance meeting in a Pentagon cafeteria, a secret revealed...
Toughing It Out
- Size: 21K
- Rating: PG-13
- Category: List challenge response
- Ordinary terrestrial lifeforms can be just as big a problem as their alien counterparts.
You Better Watch Out...
- Size: 23K
- Rating: PG
- Category: Humor, Christmas
- An unlikely victim is recruited to play Santa for a charity Christmas fundraiser.
A Modicum of Dignity
- Size: 18K
- Rating: R
- Category: Drama, Missing Scene
- Makepeace, Tobias, Neumann, and the rest of the gang get a prison transfer from the SGC lockup,
courtesy of the NID.
River Run
- Size: 95K
- Rating: R
- Category: Action/Adventure, Drama, Crossover
- While searching for a missing SG team on an alien world, SG-3 encounters a dry riverbed
filled with pretty flowers. Crossover with the Sci-Fi Channel's "Chain Reaction" alien
artichokes.
Brainwashing Snippet
- Size: 11K
- Rating: PG-13
- Category: Intrigue, Drama, Angst, Horror, Story Fragment
- Colonel Makepeace wakes up to a nightmare.
Gift Exchange
- Size: 162K
- Rating: R
- Category: Humor, Adventure
- After gating to P2Z-494, SG-1 and SG-3 find that the local queen and the local hooch make
for a potent combination that they just aren't prepared to swallow.
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