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So I haven't updated in a while, quit yer bitchin. This is my site after all and I'll do what I want. And for all of yous guys that are looking for the womens, try the mall they like to hang out there. Go figure. This next month is gonna be like the whore who slept alone, there's no money in it and it ain't much fun. Yea talk about busy, Harry Pothead and Lord of the rings, gaahhh. And other movies like pokemon. On a side note I'd like to digress for a moment to say that I really hate young children and stay at home mothers, also included are teens, old people, bitchy people, and stupid people. Any combination of those is really bad. Ok back to the main topic. Right, to destroy the world just takes some time, that is why I don't update like I should. Oh well, I try I really try. not really but you can shut up about it now.


Sure, we all love a good rant about the world. But what we all really want to know about is the things that go on in that world. For example, why would people that make million's of dollar's want to go on strike, go figure. If I made that much I'd be like oh I have no problem, now I have all this money, the fans are happy, I'm gonna stop now and take my big car and huge mansion and be happy for a long time. Boo freakin hoo. What the hell is wrong with these big cry-babies. waaah waaaah. Another thing in the world that i'm wondering about is what exactly is the sound that a penguin makes. Is it a warble or a caaing or what, I still have no idea. Have you seen the types of things that Hollywood is putting out these days, it's crazy. The stuff just gets stupider and stupider but you have to watch because it's what is considered the thing to do. I say people should stop going to movies and should stay home, especially the stupid ones. The types of people who wait through a line to see if they have enough money, the ones who bitch about the long lines so much that they don't think about their order. If this describes you then you shouldn't be going the the movies, ever.


Wondering what this section is about, well wonder no more. I just feel that I have to have some rant like part in this place so that I can bitch about anything I want. So you don't like it, well I don't care, I can say what I want, for example If I were to call you a whoring tramp you useless piece of bovine excrement. Hehe that felt good, bitch. Mwaaahahaha. You can't stop reading can you, you just have to keep going. I've got you by the nuts with my masterfull skills of verbal abuse. Guess what, I just stole your wallet why you weren't looking, yea I was right behind you, bet you didn't see that coming. Oh I guess I'm to quick for you, I put it back already. Yea that's right. I'm not gonna stop talking till you go away so bah I say, yes, bah indeed. Ok i'm tired I'll be back later though so stay tuned!!!


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I can say what I want to, I can play my tambourine!

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