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Pink
Sweatsuit
Default outfit -- most episodes
This is my regular work outfit -- a pink hooded top and pants,
with wrist communicator. Considering I wear it all the time,
I still think it's kinda cute. It shows off my belly button really
well, too. Whaddya think? Okay, so the heavy work boots maybe
aren't exactly the sexiest things in the solar system, but I
do work with heavy equipment and power tools, and crates and
stuff can easily get dropped, especially when Fry's around. I
wouldn't say I was clumsy myself -- it's just that the equipment's
faulty. Yeah, that must be it. |
Rings
1ACV02
I can't believe I used to wear this -- it's so last week! I mean,
rings were cool when they were stupid, but now they're cool again,
so they're stupid. (I think Fry might be a little bit stupid
too -- no matter how often I explain this to him, he doesn't
get it and still thinks they're cool, but only in the stupid
way. F'uh.) Still, it got me a date with an energy being, so
I'm not complaining. Those guys can really make me tingle all
over. At least, I think he was a guy. |
Green
Dress
1ACV07
This was soooo cool -- I wore this when I was a guest of honour
at the crowning of an Emperor! Okay, so the Emperor was only
Fry, and he was only Emperor for a couple of hours, and most
of that time people were trying to kill him, but it was still
really something. I learned a couple of things from wearing this
outfit -- first, if you need to run for your life you should
always wear high heels that can just be kicked off at a moment's
notice, and second, that liquid lifeforms don't necessarily leave
your clothes clean when they touch them. |
Formal Dress
1ACV08
I wore this to the Academy of Inventors symposium. It was kind
of an annoying evening really, 'cause I couldn't get a word in
edgeways (must be 'cause I'm less than 70 years old) even though
I had all these really great ideas for inventions and stuff.
Better than that stupid fish thing that won. One of these days
I'm going to put together that dimensional cannon I've designed
and then I'll show them, I'll show them all! Hmm, maybe I've
been spending too much time with the Professor... |
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Jackie Kennedy
1ACV09
I wore this kind of formal outfit for Bender's baptism for the
five minutes or so he caught religion. Actually, I wish it had
just been five minutes. Some robots vent so much heat it's unbelievable,
and of course they're the ones who go to church! |
Pink
Bikini & Sarong
1ACV12
This is my beach outfit -- a spray-on bikini and a sarong. It's
a good thing the Professor had a spare can, since Nibbler ate
my first top! I realised afterwards that I was the only one bothered
about being topless -- must be one of those Earth/Mars things.
Actually, Earth people are kinda weird -- even Earthies with
really gross bodies go naked. Like the Professor. (Okay, so I'm
still mad at him for saying I looked French. Baka!) |
Yellow Bikini
1ACV10
This is another swimming costume, which I took on the Titanic.
It's a bit less revealing than my pink one, which was a good
thing when I found out my parents were aboard. If I'd been on
full form, they'd probably have got Captain Brannigan to marry
me to somebody on the spot! Just think, I could have been Mrs
Amy Fatguy if I'd really shown some skin. Ew! |
Red
Dress
1ACV10, 2ACV09
Another Titanic outfit, which I wore when I got invited to the
Captain's table with my parents. Turns out it was all a ploy
by Captain Brannigan to find out whether Fry was really seeing
me or Leela. He wasn't really seeing either of us, but
I'm still glad I won. Actually, it did get me a date with Captain
Kroker, who seemed kinda cute at the time, but I gave him my
number and he didn't call me... not for a year, anyway. Snurk! |
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White
Ballgown
1ACV11
More formalwear, this time for some 'meet the parents' event
at Mars U. Of course, I dressed up, but Mom and Dad just
strolled in looking like tourists. They can be sooo embarrassing
sometimes! Anyway, I thought I might be really pushing my luck
by wearing white, and, of course, some zidiot brought a couple
of monkeys which got loose and started flinging poop around.
Fortunately I managed to take cover behind the Dean! |
Girls' Night
Out-fit
2ACV01
Guys can be so weird sometimes. I mean, I was just dressed totally
casually so I could take Leela out to cheer her up, and I still
scored! It was just coffee and dancing and all, but I'm not complaining.
I did notice Leela giving me some weird looks, but she didn't
say anything, so I guess I must have imagined it. Maybe I should
have asked Bender what she was feeling, seeing as he had that
empathy chip installed, but he was kinda mopey at the office
next morning. |
Ski
Suit
2ACV04
I love skiing (you should try it down the east face of Olympus
Mons sometime) and you get to meet some great guys. Some of them
can't even run away! There's just something about a man with
immobilised limbs that really does it for me. Of course, there's
also the advantage that once I'm finished with them it's really
hard for them to keep up with me and beg for another chance.
Heh heh... |
Gym Kit
2ACV05
If you want to keep looking good, you've got to work out. Of
course, I've got an advantage 'cause I looked good to begin with!
Obviously I'm not as into it as Leela, but then I don't need
to go around kicking ass all the time. It's no wonder she scares
men off. That and the whole one giant eye thing, but once you
get to know her you really barely notice it, except for three
or four times a day. |
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Sauna Towel
2ACV05
There's just something about a clean white towel wrapped around
a cute body that guys just can't resist. Unless there's something
seriously wrong with them. Some people! |
Undies
2ACV07
What is it with guys and bras? When I had Fry's head attached
to my shoulder (it's a long story), it took forever to put my
bra on because he kept 'adjusting' it. I know what he was doing
really, I'm not stupid. Besides, it proves they're worth
touching, heh heh! But women aren't obsessed with guys' underpants.
Well, I'm not. Maybe other women are. Gross! |
Dating Dress
2ACV07
Oh yeah, dressed to kill! It wasn't as weird as I thought it
would be going on a date with my ex-boyfriend's head stuck on
my shoulder. In fact, everything was going fine until Leela came
over and started yakking away. What's with her, anyway? She had
a date that evening, so why didn't she go off with him? Leela
can be kind of funny sometimes. |
Sports
Bra
2ACV07
Right, and you thought I didn't wear anything under my top. M'uh,
as though! It's not like I dress like a tramp or anything. Too
bad about the scar, but I guess it won't be long before it fades
away just like my obscene tattoo. |
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Robot
Repair Gear
2ACV06
Okay, stylish it so isn't. But you know, not even I can
look great all the time, especially when I've got to do clean
room work to repair robots. Actually, now I think about it, it's
funny -- nobody ever says I need to follow clean room procedures
when I'm repairing Bender. Wonder why? Anyway, I'll give you
some free advice -- never sneeze in a breath mask. |
Internet
Suit
2ACV09, 3ACV02
This is the Professor's specially-made VR outfit, and apart from
the smell of burnt fur it's pretty good. I think there was something
wrong with mine, though, as I got totally beaten in a videogame
by Fry. He kept babbling on afterwards that he was "the
One", whatever that means. Must be some 20th century religious
thingy. And as for Bender putting naked pictures of me online...
huh! He could have at least used my real body! |
Birthday
Dress
2ACV10
A brand-new dress for the Professor's 150th (or was that 160th?)
birthday -- not that anyone there was young enough to appreciate
it! I wore it for his birthday meal with his clone as well, though
nobody cared since they were all totally preoccupied with Cubert.
Good thing, since it was kind of embarrassing that even Leela
had a new outfit and I didn't! |
Purple Bikini
2ACV12
Stupid Bender! He stole my parasol while we were out on the company
fishing trip and I got sunburn! Look at me! No wonder even Fry's
getting more dates than I am. Still, at least I'm getting some
attention -- you should hear all the cars honking when I go out
in an open-backed dress! |
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Turquoise
Dress
2ACV13
This was what I was wearing when I, uh, got arrested. Not my
fault! Being arrested sucks -- police vans really smell bad,
and the handcuffs totally clashed with my dress. I would say
that's the last time I ever eat at Elzar's, but I bet it isn't
-- it's the only place we ever seem to go. What's with that?
Maybe we should let someone else apart from Bender choose where
we eat one of these days. |
Turquoise
Reveal-O-Dress
3ACV01
If I'm going on a date, I always dress to impress! Especially
if it's with somebody as nice as Kif. Okay, so our restaurant
did plummet uncontrollably to a crash landing on an uncharted
planet, which made a bit of a mess of my dress. But I had a better
half-date than Leela did! |
Amazon
3ACV01
I look good as a cavewoman, don't I? It's amazing what a bit
of badly-applied makeup and some chicken bones can do. It didn't
do my hair a lot of good, but I got Kif and some snu-snu, didn't
I? |
Mars
U Tracksuit
3ACV06
There I was, all set to get some javelin practice in the hangar
one morning, when I find out someone (okay, some robot)
had done this to my javelin. I was really upset at the time,
but at least I came out of it better than the Professor! |
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Pink
Oscars Dress
3ACV08
Yay! I got an Oscar! Well, all right, I held an Oscar.
Dr Zoidberg's uncle let me hold it when we went backstage before
he left to celebrate. That's "let" in the "he
didn't know anything about" sense. |
Blue Undies
3ACV13
Leaving work and going on the road to follow a folk-rock band
around America? It seemed like a good idea at the time. I should
really have thought it through a bit more though, and remembered
to bring some extra clothes. Hanging around in a hicksville laundromat
in just my underwear with a naked Dr Zoidberg for company...
ew! |
Hippy
Chick
3ACV13
Stupid Zoidberg put his shell in with my clothes, and the colour
ran and ruined my sweatsuit. Good job we were heading to San
Francisco -- the new tie-dye look fit right in! |
Sunbathing
3ACV14
Well come on, a girl can't have tan lines on her back, can she?
Not even during an invasion of alien basketballers -- I do have
standards, you know. Can't quite get with this whole Earther
public nudity thing, though. |
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Cheerleader
3ACV14
Go, mutants, go! This is what I wore to cheer on the Professor's
cute atomic freaks when they challenged the Harlem Globetrotters.
I don't care what he says about 'chronotons', I still think my
heart-shaped cutout was at least partly responsible for
everyone losing track of time. |
Naked
Conga Line
3ACV14
Hermes and his stupid ideas -- I swear, sometimes I'm convinced
that he's not that smart after all. And Fry kept on poking me
on my bottom, as well. Why he made the tip of his finger all
wet I have no idea. I think it was his finger. I hope
it was. |
Maid of
Honour
3ACV14
Always the maid of honour, never the bride! At Leela's weddings,
anyway. That's two already, and I've only known her since 3000AD!
I suppose I'll have to ask her to do the same for me if Kif and
I ever get hitched, though I have no idea how she'll be able
to find matching shoes that fit her! |
Cute
Witch of the North
3ACV19
I wouldn't dress like this normally. This was Leela's dream --
abracaduh! Although that's twice that Leela's killed me in her
'what if' fantasies. I think she has a few issues about my wonderful
romantic life and immense wealth that she needs to address. |
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Planet
Express Uniform
4ACV03
Wow, aren't I a total hottie in uniform -- I look like a famous
space hero, like Leela or Ripley or Hoshi Sato! If I wasn't already
seeing Kiffy, I'd have a guy waiting for me in every port. Although
now I think about it, I actually kind of do... |
Ship-cleaning
Undies
4ACV03
Phew! It's hot work cleaning the Planet Express ship. She was
really nice, until she tried to kill Fry and Leela and had to
have her brain erased, anyway. She was also really ticklish when
I was soaping her up. Although I don't know why her giggles sounded
like Bender and Fry. Hey, wait a minute... |
Business
Suit
3ACV21
Don't I look all serious and businesswomany and stuff? I needed
to be when I went to the Stock Exchange to try to save Planet
Express. And I even almost made a million dollars without any
help from my parents! Until Fry messed it up, anyway. At least
I still have my trust fund. And all the money my parents give
me. |
Blernsball
Kit
3ACV16
It's Amy at the bat! I'm normally a really good player, too.
On Mars, I can hit the ball for a mile. Literally. Not sure why
I can't manage it on Earth, though. Maybe there's something wrong
with the gravity, just like the sky's the wrong colour. |
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Xmas
Outfit
3ACV03
See how determined I look? That's when I decided that I was going
to save Xmas for everyone by stopping Santa from getting in.
My way would have worked too, but I wish the Professor had warned
me about his new bat-armour security system before I'd
gone up onto a very tall and wobbly ladder... |
Santa
Outfit
3ACV03
I bet you'd like to see me coming down your chimney tonight!
Just because I got dressed up as an evil, murderous festive killbot
in order to stop Bender from being executed doesn't mean I have
to look dowdy! Or fat. |
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