The Quote Book does not contain things that famous people have said. One can find sites like that all over the internet. The Quote Book consists of slightly odd, unusual, mystifying, or humorous things that not-so-famous people have said... particularly me and the people in my life. Mainly me... I'm around me a lot, you know.

Feb. Amy - Right now I’m all, “help me, I cannae pronounce my Sss’s… oh wait… shit, I just did.” It’s a complicated feeling.

Feb. Kristy about Amy - I still say you think banshees are all female because it ends in ‘she’.

March Bryn - Can't I ever talk about porn here and NOT feel incriminated?

March Kristy - How is our favorite engineer today? Did you see him? Did you talk to him? Did you tell him you want to rip his clothes off and have your way with him?
Amy - Nearly. I said hi. It isn't my fault if he didn't catch the underlying meaning.

March Kristy - I talked to Tim. He says he loves me. Of course, he says the same thing to his cat...

March Amy about Kristy's dream - So you went to bed upset with Josh and had a dream about George Clooney as a pirate? Arrrghh! Clear! A surgeon pirate.

March Amy - Your eyes are like tantalizing glazed donuts with wee little sprinkles. Your cheeks are plump and rosy like a baby’s bottom. How in this world can one resist?

March Kristy - I am Dolphin Woman! I gurgle at you.

April Jessa - If anything happens you have to call me and be like, “JEEESSSAAAAA!!”. General flirting, first kiss, making out... I even want to know if he accidentally steps on your toe.

April Kristy - So you just want the opportunity to do indecent sexual things to him to come up and then you’ll decide from there? I never thought I’d see the day...

April Kristy - For a nonsmoker he sure smokes a lot. We’re a bad influence.

May Amy - The Y2K thing… come the end of ’99 I was stocking up on contact solution. Fuck food, man, I just wanna be able to see.

May Amy - Indifference is...
Kristy - ... Indifferent?
Amy - I was going to say cruel, but yours works too.

May Amy to Beef - -If you kill us in Milwaukee I will hate you for the rest of my life… short-lived as that may be...

May Beef - So you’re saying the choice is die or sex every night? What kind of idiot do you think I am!?

May Jessa - She said that we can’t build our cabin on the ground because it would fall apart. No, she wants to build it in a tree because of the wild animals. Right, because it wouldn’t fall apart then. Fuck coyotes, its gravity that scares me!

Sept. Amy - John named him Alexander Xavier Sasperilla. I call her Rilla for short. It would seem my plant has gender issues.

10/5/03 1:30am. Kristy -- The other guy is hitting on her. Ooh, ooh, he's going to go take out the other guy!
Amy - Yeah, well, you go have good dreams about Viggo Mortensen taking out guys. ... Only not in a date-like kind of way.
Kristy - Way to ruin that for me, hon.

10/18/03 Amy - Arwen no existy.