**WARNING!! You have now entered the USELESS Crap Zone. The management does not claim responsibility for any lost minds or apendages along the way..**Assistant District Attorney to not a DAMN thing!!** RULE # 1!! If you are under 18 and someone would object to you viewing off color material then bug off shorty before I call the cops, ya bother me!! RULE # 2!! If you are over 18 and someone would STILL object to you viewing off color material..do it when no one is looking or move out of your parents house and get a life ya leech!! RULE # 3!!I will not be held personally responsible for your objections to my page so don't email me whining about it. I have the right to type this garbage and you have the right to surf on!! RULE # 4!!If ya really like it and want to steal it go ahead..hey what's the web for if not for a little petty thievery!!*G* RULE # 5 !! Please Keep all arms and legs in the vehicle until it comes to a complete stop!! RULE # 6!!If this makes sence to you, I am really worried!! Contact your local rubber room NOW without delay!! RULE # 7!!Ignore all the rules but #1!! RULE # 8!! The Management reserves the right to change the rules at will so there!! Alrighty then *G*..now that the rules are established..on to the show... Top 10 signs that YOU will burn in hell according to the forgiving Christians at the Satanic hotline..*no joking!!* And you thought Satan worshipers didn't go in for that community service stuff Uh..are rabbits and chickens supose to do this?!? Home A few to tickle the funny bone on various subjects and I NOTE once more that some of these may be unsuitable for young children or farm animals Theme from Mission Impossible..Obviously!!