Getting Acquainted


    I've been living in Newford for a year now, but I'd only been here for a week when I first met Jilly. I was working at my job in Penrod's Electronics Repair Shop, and Sammy, my boss, was out getting some burgers from his favourite hole-in-the-wall grill ahead of the lunch rush while I held down the fort. My first glimpse of her was a blur of motion in the front window, which I caught from the corner of my eye as I cleaned the front counter. Then she came in the front door, her curly red hair tangled in a pile on top of her head, flecks of paint on her face, hands and shirt, and one of the biggest 8-slot toasters I'd ever seen being carried in both arms like a baby. I found the image pretty funny, but I hid my laughter as a how-may-I-help-you smile. "Toaster troubles?"

    "It's not mine," she said, placing the gargantuan toaster on the counter between us, "it's from the Cyberbean, around the corner. I have a friend who works there and she was a little panicked since this toaster stopped working just after breakfast and the lunch rush is about to start."

    I had the case off already and took a look at the mechanism. "Looks like this little catching arm snapped. It seems pretty old. "I started rummaging through some containers for an eye bolt and a matching nut.

    "Yeah, Tanya, my friend who works at the Cyberbean, has been bugging her boss for a new one, but he's too cheap to replace anything. I don't think it would do any good to replace it, though."

    "Why not?"

    "I think they have a gremlin."

    Before my trip to Paris I would have assumed that was a joke, but her tone belied no trace of humour, which caught my attention. "A gremlin?"

    "You know, like from the old Bugs Bunny cartoons..."

    "That's what I thought you meant, but you sound serious."

    "Don't you believe in that sort of thing?"

    Yvette-Marie told me about mysterious extraterrestrials called Changelings, which is what I thought this lady was talking about. But my mentor also told me about the Technocracy, and that unless I know it's absolutely safe, to feign ignorance of all things outside of the publicly accepted paradigm.

    "I thought it was just bedtime stories." I had just put the finishing touches on the replacement part with a dremel tool, and snapped it in place.

    "You'd get along great with my friend Desmond. He doesn't believe in any of that either."

    I put the case back on, feeling a glow of pride when Jilly was momentarily speechless, having noticed that the toaster was back together again. "That was quick! Is it done?"

    "Yeah. It was just a little problem."

    "I didn't even get to ask when it would be ready to pick up. What do I owe you?"

    "Ten dollars."

    "Ten dollars for five minutes labour? Why so much?"

    "Sorry about that, it's Sammy's minimum charge."

    "Figures. Where is he?"

    "Getting some lunch. Do you know him?"

    "Not really, but I've been in here before. I haven't seen you here before today, though, are you new?"

    "I just moved here from Victoria last week."

    "What for?"

    "I just wanted to strike out on my own, I guess." Actually, I had wanted to put distance between me and my family for their sake, since the larger reality Yvette-Marie showed me was also more dangerous for those of us who went against the accepted paradigm.

    "But why Newford?"

    "Actually, I was aiming for Toronto, but I was traveling by car and I needed gas, so I took a detour. I wound up getting turned around, and I saw two signs in that window; Help Wanted, and Room for Rent. So, I figured, 'Why not check it out?', and here I am." I didn't mention that I had found a crack in the wall caused by an etheric radiation manifestation, and that I couldn't help but wonder if I had somehow been guided to such a lucky strike.

    "So you just dropped everything and moved here. Do you know anyone in town?"

    "No, I've been too busy getting stuff for my place to get out yet."

    "Well, I'm Jilly," she said, proffering her hand, which I shook. "Keith."

    "You know, there's an open house at Butler U tonight, it's where most new folk get acquainted."

    "I'm not a student there..."

    "I don't think that will be a problem. Do you know how to get there?"

    "I have a road map that I use to get around, I'm sure I can figure it out."

    "Great. The mixer's on the second floor of the Student Union building, there'll be signs. The doors open at eight. See you there?"

    "Sure."

    We settled up the bill and I gave Jilly a receipt. She gathered up the toaster and dashed off, leaving the shop as quiet as it had been before she stopped in.

    The rest of the day was largely uneventful. Sammy came back with lunch, I tidied up until we received a parts delivery, and then I spent the rest of the day fiddling with a VCR that wasn't recording. That evening I grabbed a quick dinner and got cleaned up for the party. I found that the university was outside of town a little way, but easy enough to get to. I left with plenty of time, and when I arrived there were signs directing me to both parking and the Student Union building, just like Jilly said. I felt a little awkward going in because while I am used to joining in with groups of people I don't know, usually it's for a purpose beyond socializing. Once I had paid my admission and checked my coat I went to the refreshments counter and bought a soda, and started to make my way around saying hello to individuals who didn't seem to be in the middle of a conversation. I discovered that Butler was for the most part a University for the arts, which meant that generally I had very little to discuss with most of the people there, although I did have an interesting conversation with a goth-clad sculptor named Ben who worked in metals.

    Things started to get underway at the mixer, the DJ started playing some generic top 40 material, and while I did get on the dance floor for a couple of songs, dancing isn't my forte. After about an hour and a half I was starting to get a little bored, and was considering leaving when something caught my attention. There was a man standing off to the side, and while there were several wallflowers, there was something uncanny about this one's stance, very rigid and attentive, and he seemed to be watching something. I moved into some shadows and pulled my ether goggles out from under my shirt for a bioscan, only to see that his rhythms were way off. Cycling through the matter and energy scanning settings, I saw that he seemed to have a lot of metal and electronic components hidden inside his body. For a moment I knew what it meant for your blood to run cold as I realized that I was standing no more than 20 meters from a Technocracy cyborg, what my mentor called a HIT-Mark. Fortunately, it wasn't looking at me, so I set my ether goggles to their default scan and looked in the direction that the cyborg was watching. I saw Jilly talking to a woman dressed in black, who radiated energies in a fashion that I had only previously seen when looking at fellow Etherites, and drew the conclusion that this woman was an awakened member of another tradition. I did not want to draw the attention of the cyborg, but I had to warn this woman of the peril she was facing, so I steeled my nerves and approached Jilly.

    "Oh, hi, Keith! I wasn't sure if you'd make it."

    "It was a slow day at the shop, and I had no other plans," I said with a shrug, "are you having a good time tonight?"

    "We were. Have you met Susan?"

    "No," I said, holding out my hand, "nice to meet you Susan, I'm Keith."

    "I gathered. Do you know who that creepy guy by the wall is?" She hadn't taken my hand yet, so I slid it in my pocket. "Never seen him before. Why?"

    "He's been staring at me all night."

    "I still think you and I should just approach him and tell him to cut it out," Jilly interjected, speaking to Susan.

    "No, my evening's pretty much ruined, I'd really rather just leave. Besides, there's something about that guy that creeps me out, I don't want to go anywhere near him. The problem is, I took the bus here, and I know that if I go out to the bus loop he'll follow me."

    "Maybe Keith and I could go to the bus loop with you," Jilly suggested.

    "Except that he could get on the bus with you," I pointed out, "on the other hand, I have to go to work tomorrow and have been thinking about leaving myself. I can give you a ride if you like."

    Susan looked up at the idea. "You wouldn't mind?"

    "Not at all."

    "When can we go?"

    "Does now work for you?"

    "Now is good."

    We said good-bye to Jilly and went to the coat check to pick up our jackets. Susan looked over her shoulder and her eyes went wide. Grabbing my arm, she whispered, "He's coming this way!" I took our coats from the clerk and walked outside as casually as I could with my heart now racing in fear. Susan seemed ready to panic, but I didn't want to let her have the opportunity to do so. "Follow me," I said, tossing her jacket at her. She took a few quick steps to catch up with me, and I broke out into a run. I looked over my shoulder and Susan was right on my heels, so I fished out my goggles and turned to the right around the corner of an adjacent building. "The parking lot's the other way!" Susan hissed, but I ducked behind some cement steps and motioned for her to follow. She crouched beside me, giving me a strange look as I donned my ether goggles. "What are you doing?" she whispered.

    "Don't you know what that guy is?"

    "No, what?"

    "I'll tell you later. For now, keep quiet and pray he passes us."

    I slid down to the ground, leaving my goggles switched off, hoping the cement steps would hide our heat signatures. Susan looked at me questioningly, but I just held my fingers to my lips. Over the muffled din of the party one building away I began to hear the rhythmic clicking of hard soled dress shoes on pavement moving at a slow walk. Susan must have heard it too, because she had frozen as if petrified and needed no more cues to remain silent. Slowly the footsteps grew louder, both Susan and I remaining motionless, listening intently. I knew that even though the cyborg wasn't looking for me, my fate would be identical to Susan's, regardless of what it intended to do with her. Still, the drew nearer, until we could tell that the cyborg had come to the edge of the building around which we had run, when the footsteps stopped altogether. I held my breath, and hoped that the pounding of my heart would not give away our position. A moment that felt like an eternity passed, and the footsteps resumed. At first I feared that they were coming towards us, but after listening carefully I could tell that they were receding. I dared to peek over the steps and saw that I was right to assume who the creator of the footsteps had been. I watched the cyborg walk in the direction of the parking lot, and when it was gone from view I motioned for Susan to follow me and started to make my own circuitous route towards the parking lot.

    It was about two blocks later that Susan recovered her voice. "He's not human, is he?"

    "Part of him is."

    "What's the rest?"

    "Machinery."

    "How is that possible?"

    "Hasn't your mentor told you anything about the Technocracy?"

    "The what? Hang on, 'mentor'? You mean one of my profs?"

    "No, the person who showed you the true extent of reality."

    "What the hell are you talking about?"

    "Haven't you ever made anything weird happen, something that shouldn't have been possible?"

    "How did you know that?"

    "That's why that thing is chasing you. It's from an organization called the Technocracy, which doesn't like people messing up the reality they've built."

    "How can someone build reality? How do you know all of this?"

    "My mentor told me."

    We had reached the parking lot by that point, and we could see the cyborg patrolling through it. Because I had arrived so early I had managed to get a spot near the exit.

    "How do we get out?" Susan whispered.

    "That's my car there. Wait until the cyborg is on the opposite side of the lot, then we sneak in and take off."

    Hiding once again behind some bushes, we watched as the cyborg made its way around the lot. Indicating for Susan to follow, I scrambled to my car, staying low to the ground. I set my goggles to detect low-level light and unlocked my car door, all four doors unlocking automatically. The sound seemed painfully loud in the stillness of the parking lot, and a commanding voice seemed to come from inside my own head: "Halt, deviant!" Susan froze. "Get in!" I urged her, as I threw myself into my seat and turned over the engine. The sudden noise snapped her out of her terror long enough for her to whip the passenger door open and slam it shut behind her.

    I shifted into reverse and hit the gas. Susan looked out the rear window, muttering an expletive under her breath. When I put the car into drive and pulled out I checked my mirror and saw why. The cyborg was pursuing us, moving at an inhuman speed. "You might want to buckle up," I said, reaching over my shoulder for my own seat belt.

    Fortunately, the party was still happening and the streets were deserted as everyone was still indoors. I drove as fast as I dared through the campus, keeping an eye out for pedestrians who might have appeared running a night errand, but the cyborg seemed to be pursuing us easily, slowly gaining ground. I took a direct route heading for the main campus entrance, remembering that the road ran straight before winding down the foothills back into town. When the gate was in sight I accelerated as hard as my car could, leaving the cyborg to recede in my rearview mirror. Despite appearing to have escaped, I kept the throttle open, my speedometer approaching 200kph to put as much distance between us and the cyborg between the curves ahead that I would have to slow down for. Susan sighed, relaxing visibly. "That was close."

    "I don't think we'll be through this until I've dropped you off somewhere safe. Where can I take you?"

    "Do you think it knows where I live?"

    "I wouldn't doubt it." I braked hard, still taking the first curve as fast as I dared. "Do you have any friends in town you can stay with?"

    "I've only met Jilly so far, I'm new here. I came to Newford to take general arts at Butler, but I don't think I can stay here now."

    I thought for a moment on the situation for a moment and let silence fall into the conversation, the sound of the engine running filling the space. This made me realize that I was still using my ether goggles to see, so I turned on the headlights and pulled the goggles down from my face. Turning to Susan, I suggested, "Well, I have some spare blankets and a couch I can lend you for tonight, and in the morning I can call my mentor for advice on your situation."

    Susan smiled for the first time that evening. "I'd really appreciate that. Keith, look out!"

    I looked back to the road and saw the cyborg. Its eyes were glowing green and its left forearm was gone, replaced by some kind of device with a long metallic barrel extruding from it.  The cyborg pointed it at the car, and I instinctively swerved away as a brilliant flash of blue-white light flashed past us and into a tree, splitting it as if struck by lightning. The cyborg took aim again, but I swerved back toward it, intending to flatten it, but the cyborg leapt up and backwards so that when the hood of my car was under its feet it landed, falling onto its knees. The cyborg stood and took aim again, but I yanked on the steering wheel, sending my car into a spin. As the cyborg flew from the hood I somehow felt Susan concentrating beside me, and when my car had slid to a stop, I saw that the cyborg had landed hard against a tree, a broken branch sticking out of the front of its head. I got myself straightened out and started to drive back into town at a normal speed.

    "Turn right here," Susan said, and I did so.

    "Where are we going?"

    "I don't know, but I'm sure that this is the way I'm supposed to go."

    She continued to give me directions, and her route took us into the tombs. She asked me to pull over in front of a dilapidated building and she got out. She leaned back in the door and said, "Thanks for all you've done for me Keith. If I can ever repay you, I'll do my best to help you out. It was nice meeting you."

    "It was nice to meet you too, Susan. Good luck."

    She shut the door without further goodbyes and started to walk towards the building. I could see a native man with long black hair waiting for her in a doorjamb, but I knew somehow that she would be safe, so I left for home.

    I parked my car in the alley behind my building and inspected the hood. There were two dents where the cyborg had landed, but I could easily hammer them out and touch up the paint the next day. I let myself into my apartment but I was still too anxious from the night's events to sleep, so I made up some ovaltine and started flipping through my old issues of Paradigma, seeing what they had to say on the topic of gremlins.

Terms for people who are unfamiliar with Charles de Lint and/or Mage: the Ascension:

Jilly: One of Charles de Lint's major recurring characters in Newford. A painter who creates beautiful art in messy workstation, and a firm believer in all things supernatural. <Back to story>

Yvette-Marie Carnot: Keith Xenos' mentor. See also history. <Back to story>

Changelings: The faerie folk in White Wolf's World of Darkness setting. The Sons of Ether (see history) believe that their homeworld, Arcadia, orbits somewhere past Pluto. <Back to story>

Technocracy: A world spanning organization which tries to control what the world perceives as reality, eliminating all devious elements. <Back to story>

etheric radiation manifestation: what Keith calls a Node. A node is a wellspring of magickal energies. <Back to story>

Ether Goggles: A magical item which allows the wearer to see into the spirit realm. Keith also uses his as a focus when using magick to look at life, matter and energy patterns. <Back to story>

HIT-Mark: Robotic killing machines created and controlled by the Technocracy. <Back to story>


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