Falstaff's
"Joke
of the Week"
Here's your
joke for the week of January 26th, 1999.
Many thanks
to Louis Lamotte for submitting this joke.
Your contributions are welcome!
Please email them to:
wf_arpeggio@yahoo.com
YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO TURN YOUR COMPUTER OFF
& READ A BOOK WHEN........
1. You wake up at 3 AM to go to the bathroom
and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
2. You name your children Eudora, AOL and Dotcom.
3. You turn off your modem and get and awful
empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
4. You spend half of the plane trip with your
laptop on your lap...andyour child in the overhead bin.
5. You decide to stay in college for an additional
year or two, just for the free internet access.
6. You laugh at people with 14,4-baud modems.
7. You start using smileys in your snail
mail.
8. You find yourself typing "com" after
every period when using a word processor,com.
9. You can't call your mother....she
doesn't have a modem.
10. You check your mail. It says
"no new messages." So you check it again.
11. You don't know what gender three
of your closest friends are, because they have neutral screen names and
you never bothered to ask.
12. You move into a new house and decide
to Netscape before you Landscape.
13. You tell the cab driver you live
at http://www.1262.edison.garden/house/brick.html
14. You start tilting your head sideways
to smile.
15. After reading this page, you immediately e-mail it to a
friend.
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