Falstaff's
"Joke of the Week"
 
Here's your joke for the week of January 26th, 1999.
Many thanks to Louis Lamotte for submitting this joke.
Your contributions are welcome!
Please email them towf_arpeggio@yahoo.com
 
Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man
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