Falstaff's
"Joke
of the Week"
Here's your
joke for the week of January 26th, 1999.
Many thanks
to Louis Lamotte for submitting this joke.
Your contributions are welcome!
Please email them to:
wf_arpeggio@yahoo.com
The Perfect Woman
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life
together was, of course, "perfect".
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car (a SUV) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at
the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they
stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys.
Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect
couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were
driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple
and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Who was the survivor? (Click for the answer.)
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