In Case you haven't heard by now, id has recently annouced Quake Arena(Domain already taken by Planetquake...at least it's not pr0n this time). This is mainly due to the fact that id just bought Stanford as well as every student and their ideas. The area known as the "main quad" will now have a rotating quake symbol in the middle to signify the take-over. Stanford Stadium's speakers will now play grunts and yelps amist the music from quake mixed in with some Mortal Kombat sounds. The president of Stanford, Gerhard Casper, made this comment : "The recent changes to campus will have an immediate effect on the students of Stanford. I believe it is a change for the better. Especially the quad damage in the main quad. I like to sit up in my tower with my railgun and snipe everyone who tries to take it! MUHAHAHAHAHAH!"
I recently caught up with Paul Steed while he was roaming the campus.
Cathode Ray Top : Hey Paul, what are you guys up too?
Paul Steed : We bought Stanford so that we could buy you out to help us make Quake Arena.. but we changed are minds again.. we're gonna make a MIB sequel.
Cathode Ray Top : What the hell are you talking about?
Paul Steed : Man... I was working on my Crackwhore model while Carmack-daddy was doing some coding stuff and then this chick walks by... and I'm like damn who's that? it was Chelsea Clinton.. I was like damn.. she needs to model for my crack whore. So me and mackdaddy chased after her, then these dudes in black appear. they're like stay away from my crackwhore and we're like ok. keep your crackwhore then. We're like damn... those guys are intimidating... screw quake.. we need to make a MIB game.. Then we'll be able to get past them and get Chelsea... damn.. even sCary got slapped by her...
I immediately ran away from Paul.. he was going psycho or something.
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