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9/3 - 9/22



 
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Tuesday September 22, 1998
Um.... read...
America Online's next mailbox blitz is on the way. Starting Sept. 28, the company will mail more than 1 million copies each day of its 4.0 software, with millions more available in places from cereal boxes to school cafeterias. The final 4.0 software has been available online since late July.
This is good news. If they are floppy disks they're sending out, it is even better. So, why is this good news? I have a feeling that everyone who wants AOL is already using it, therefore no one new will sign-up. This is very good news since it only means that AOL will lose an assload of money sending bulkmail and making discs. This just means a quicker death and less people talking "l1k3 +h1$".

Local H will be on Conan this week. I have no idea when, but you should watch. They'll probably be playing "All the Kids Are right", a song that I just downloaded and added to my "list." Goodie.

Quake 2. The best game ever hands-down. I best Myst, Starcraft and that damn ass-rocking game Deer Hunter don't have this. Porn Quake 2!. Cool, eh? Don't you wish you had quake2? The best game ever!

Argh....C'mon guys... I got 5 spam messages over ICQ today...er..yesterday...geez. If I could, I'd re-rant about that upon My Your Stupid, but I don't wanna update it until I redesign it. Hey people, I'm not an AOL user therefore I hate spam and do not fall for wack-ass spam messages. Making it worse was that I had already gotten that URl 3 days ago, and now after days of thinking thats the last of that spam, it gets spammed to me again. blah. Geez...If any of the stuff on those messages work, you can come kick my ass, but until then stop the spam.

wow..I'm on a updating spree... Something weird? Instant Lunch : The Christian punk/ska band.. What has the world come to when a christian band has the nerve to call themselves "punk". I don't get it. Ska, i understand, but punk? Doesn't that mean it's heavy rock, and one of those sin to listen to thingys? aw...screw it..

Monday September 21, 1998
more Beta Testing goodness. StarSeige Tribes is accepting applications for Beta Testing. 100 people are selected and those 100 also get the game when it ships. bad part : You've got answer questions. I hate it when they do that.

I was gone. Now I'm back. Fun fun fun. now go away.

Saturday September 19, 1998
Go play Udder Insanity.It's a fun java game where you milk cows. If you get a high score, you can win a T-shirt too! double-fun. Remember : Watch out for Cow-Tippers! So far I've hit a high of $25,000+, not even 1/2 way as good as Last Place on the Top 20.

I just took a IQ test. My head hurts. Something tells me that the iQ test must've really screwed up because it gave me a wack-ass IQ. When I'm online, just tell me to turn on my Web server and I'll show you the screenshots of my IQ. er...I'll turn it on after I see yours. The images were not tampered with, and if you don't believe me, I'll take it over. Maybe that'll prove I'm not really that stupid.

I made Mo'links 1/10 more organized. It still sucks though. so don't bother going there. dum de dum de dum
Friday September 18, 1998
Beta-test brood wars. Go read. blah. blah blah. blah blah blah blah. beta test. blah blah blah. sign up Sept. 22. blah blah blah.

q_kard, datafox, Slade > Geez, datafox....I said that you can ring my doorbell 5 times. That's enough, ok? How many times was that? Half-mil? I should've let you guys sit there... muhahahahah. Next time, limit it to 5. Didn't I say, I wasn't going to come to the door? I should've se up a god damn booby trap. Hope you guys have fun. muhahahahhahahah

Thusday September 17, 1998
Blockquoted from right here.
Rumor has it that not only is the OEM version of Half-Life floating around, but some lame-ass site with some cricket-dicks at the helm have started to post screenshots from this unfinished version (the version that leaked onto the net is apparently not the final OEM version, so there are bugs, in particular in the D3D side).  Seems pretty lame what some will do for hits.  Regardless, I'm looking forward to some shots from the final version of the OEM.
Me download warez? never...

Bet everyone knows by now that men who play Quake2 get babes. And not just babes. Playboy babes. really.

Litestep rocks. That's why it has a quake2 theme that's a 100 times better than the win95.98 theme.

Now back to pokemon.

Wait-a-minute. What am I updating for again? no idea. go away. I'm not even going to update the index.html. blah to you!

Wednesday September 16, 1998
um... cool. I need to make one of those. It's like something Beavis & butthead would do. ONly that they couldn't make one...yeah.. that's it. blah.
Tuesday September 15, 1998
More contest goodies. Get your self 2 voodoo2 cards in this contest. That means you can do that Scan-Line Interleaving (write that down... that's an answer) thing with the cards. I don't know if you'll get Quake 2 : The Reckoning with it. That's 2 answers already. More? Well the answer to the "email address" question is wabut@geocities.com.An internal or external "reverse" pass-through connection.
um...Someone help me find the answer to the "who's the janitor?" question. I can't find it. Those bastards. contests.ign.com.
Monday September 14, 1998
Diamond multimedia is realeasing a mp3 player. wow-o.

The New York Times web Page was hacked. read about it.

Immortal (you know..the guy with his own domain name...), wrote up a nice column about...well....guess... No not CLinton.. I'd blockquote something, but it would ruin the fun. oh hell.. it's not going to hurt anybody.

Being that the average AOL Hacker is a horny pre-teen, wandering through all the sex chat-rooms searching for "boobies", they are easy targets for AOL Pedophiles. Using their crafty skills, these pedophiles use pictures and "arousing text" to lure little AOL hackers to their houses.
Go read about the Decay of the Internet. I actually agree with him about some of this. Be wary. You may be made fun of in the non-AOL section. No not me... You! muhahahahahah.

While I was on another one of my um..uh....uh.nothing...to..do.I'll..click on some links.. spree I found this. I guess its free crap, but it has no rules/regulations. Oh well.

Saturday September 12, 1998
Oh right...I forgot to tell you...
  • If photographers didn't act so Fruity, when taking pictures, Life would be much cooler.
  • The Next-Gen web site has the cover of the Oct. Issue of ...um... Next GEn. I subscribe to Next-Gen. My most recent copy? September.
  • Someone should come to my house every week to clean my mouse. Or I should get sponsored by Microsoft. Either way, I want a clean mouse.
Blah. Blah. Blah
Friday September 11, 1998
Golgo 13 is cool. His games are cool and someone should create a new one. It would rock. Go check out his newest movie, Golgo 13 : Queen Bee. It screams Asian James Bond, but it's not it's ... um... it's a cartoon and it roxs! Give me a bootleg please. please.

Lemme just say this : Our President is a pimp/player/one_suave_cat.

Tommorrow begins the Saturday morning cartoon bonanza. Yippe.

Thursday September 10, 1998
Gamers get all the perks. Read up. I must enter. I must. muhahahahah

Shockwave flash is way cool.. The way Flash was meant to be used. When you enter choose Teletubbies. It rocks.

Weird.... None of sCary's wack-ass links has me wanting to link to them. Oh well.

Geocities is implementing the enter login/password once thing. Whatever. It's weird.

Wednesday September 9, 1998
Ass-rocking! The HEATCIGL. Meaning "Heat Collegiate Internet Gaming League." I'll sign up soon enough.... Soon enough... muhahahah... The first 2 games are quake2... Big fun. I think. Depends who else would be on my team.

damnit....I forgot.

Tuesday September 8, 1998
Winamp 2.0 is out... um... I'm actually downloading this mp3 player at 3k/sec.. Someone explain to me why the ftp-s aren't crowded? Or maybe they are and it's just litestep making my computer l33t. muhahahahah.
Winamp has a wack-ass new Analyzer, visualizer whatever the hell it's called. it's just weird. go get it.

pokemon. pokemon. POKEMON!

Litestep is cool. I have not update this web page because of it. No, I'm lying. I just have nothing to post. So until something is good enough to post again, I'll just watch this page rot. muhahahah.

Thursday September 3, 1998
Playstation on Dreamcast? a posibility. I want it.

Beta Test Myth 2!! rock!....

I have made the switch, you should too. Litestep rocks...

Proof that all newspapers in England are tabloids... The BBc is now officially a tabloid.

Go check out the rest of sCary's wack ass links. Remember the page that had the same theme as datafox's site? There's another linked on that pages. and is has its own domain name. ooohhhh.

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