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Stupid people go to this page!
Your st00pid becuz...
You subscribed to an ISP because of its price. (This is a shot at myself). An extremely bad move on my part was subscribing to Lanset instead of Jps.net. Not only is jps much more reliable, but you get a friggin shell account. The reasons I got Lanset was mainly due to price. You also get more web space and email addresses, but I haven't used either. Now i realize my horrible decision. It was only a mere $3- $10 difference. Worst part : Jps has a quake2 server. /me Jealous.
You have the worst ISP in existence (including AOL). Sure AOL, has slow net connections, and over-clogged ....um... everything, but you never get a day of no internet access. Even when the big busy signal thing happenned, AOL gave everyone a free month or something. What do I get for 20 hours of no internet access? Nothing. Not even a friggin apology. (wait... let me check my email....yup. nothing.) I bet the computers they make suck too. In fact, Lanset sucks worse than (*big step*) AOL. Yup. if I didn't already pay in advance those bastards would've lost a subscriber. yup. They'd be down to 6 paying subscribers. damn. I wish I had h4x1n $k1llz. Then lanset would be burning. Screw them.
You believe all of the BS getting forwarded on ICQ. If it still hasn't got to you by now, that's because some one with 1/2 a brain decided to stop it (namely me). Like this one...
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ATTENTION!!! Its confirmed, Mirabilis is going to charge $0.10 for every message sent. If you want to vote against it, click FORWARD and send this message to EVERYONE on your list. If the number of vote is equal to the number of users
(2,500,000), they''ll not request the payment. Delete the "who wrote" names on top!
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ALright...stop laughing. Who ever started this had a nice smoke before of course. Like the part about 2,500,000 users. That's a joke. Icq has over 14,000,000 users. Half a brain, right? And the best part is that there ws no press announcement. I think they'd tell us first. Anyway, if I owned a big-ass corporation called Mirabilis, I don't think millions of people forwarding a message would stop me from charging them. Genius.
You think Mirabilis being bought out by AOL is a good thing. I can't think of anything good that can happen because of this. Wait... maybe AOL will add some more servers... but then again, they'd probably be hooked up on 14.4s.. (This isn't what I was going to write about, but I lost my train of thought because dataFox kept ICQing me. ARgh If I was going to write about this, I should've a long time ago.)
You side with Wang on the patent dispute. This is stupid. Wang is screwing Netscape, but not Microsoft? Is it just me, or do you think moneys exchanging hands here? Yup. You're right. Money is going from Netscape to me.
You think if you drop some mail into the mailbox in the morning it will arrive at its destination by that evening. hahaha. Don't worry if you don't get it. Its an inside joke
You think Bill Gates is the worst human being on the planet.
Options.:
1) He's not human, stupid
2) Without him, who would we make fun of?
3) Who else could make such bug-free software?
Don't hurt me Bill. You've got bigger targets. Like those guys who make that OTHER browser. Those Mosaic guys are always on your ass.
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