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(As you enter the Star Tour's attraction queue, you enter what looks
like a repair bay, where you see two familiar droids working a
StarSpeeder in the front. To the right is a see-through screen of
plastic tiles that becomes opaque in different patterns. The whole
screen becomes opaque when advertisements are projected on it (B)
BTW, These tiles are available from Edmund's scientific and become
opaque when a electric charge is place thru it. Around $50 per 6X6
inch piece. We enter in a conversation that is currently going on.)
Male Announcer 1: "Attention please, all droids leaving the system
must cleared by custom's control, proof of
ownership is required for all droid passengers."
C3PO: "'Proof of ownership?' We droids are made to suffer such
indignities"
Male Alien Announcer: .........
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "What is it now, R2?"
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "Don't get technical with me! What pressure? The fuel
pressure!?!.... Well, why didn't you say so in the first
place? Let me check."
R2D2: Warbles.
C3PO: "Yes, I am getting rather high read here.... Oh yes, R2, I am
shutting off the main line right now!!!"
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "Just you get back to fixing that motivator!"
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "These new transports are impossible!"
(Ad comes on the Screen)
Male Announcer 2: "Star Tours introduces the perfect getaway
vacation, with exclusive tour packages to Hoth.
Now you can ski the most incredible slopes in the
galaxy, or if you prefer, explore beautiful and
mysteries ice caverns and the famed echo base of
the rebellion forces. And while you are there,
be sure to enjoy the exhilarating ride on a
Taun Taun. It's all on Hoth, and it all begins
soon, only from Star Tours. Watch for details."
C3PO: "Well, you'll never get me to go back to that iceberg!"
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "I don't care how safe it is now, R2, it gives my motivators
the chills just thinking about it. Hmmm, I would rather be
sent to, the spice mines of Kessel then go back to Hoth."
Male Supervisor: "Hey, you droids on transport 22, get back to
work!"
C3PO: "Now see what you have done! We'll lose our jobs for sure."
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "Don't insult me you overgrown scrap pile! At least I'm doing
my job!"
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "Yes, I am. So you just get back to fixing that hyperdrive
motivator!"
Female announcer: "Will the owner of a red and black landspeeder
vehicle ID THX-1138 please return to your craft.
You're parked in a no-hover area."
Male Announcer: "All passengers who wish to exchange currency, prior
to departure, are invited to visit the exchange
office, opened daily during regular flight hours."
Female announcer: "There has been a gate change for Star Tours
flight 114, StarSpeeder service to Endor. Flight
114 will now be departing for gate number 2.
This is a gate change only. Thank you."
C3PO: "I do wish I could go with you to Endor...."
R2D2: Something shorts and he warbles loudly....
C3PO: "On second thought, I just remembered how much I hate space
travel. You have a nice trip though, R2."
Female announcer: "Attention please. Star Tours flight 11-19,
non-stop service to Endor, is now ready for
boarding at gate number 1. All passengers please
proceed to the boarding area immediately."
Alien announcer: ...........
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "R2D2, just what do you think you are doing?"
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "Get back to work, before they deactivate you!"
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "Yes, I think they would. And hurry up, they're be needing
this transport any moment now."
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "No, I don't feel sorry for you at all."
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "Well, how should I know what's wrong with the ship? I am a
interpreter, not a astromech. However, you might just check
the logic circuits, sometimes I think these new transports
have a mind of the own."
Male Announcer: "Your attention please. All interplanetary
travelers must have a current passport and the
necessary visas prior to leaving the space port.
Passengers requiring assistance should visit the
nearest information kiosk. Thank you."
(Ad comes on the Screen)
Male Announcer 2: "Star Tours is now offering convenient daily
departures to the exotic moon of Endor. Come
spend a afternoon or the entire day with the
lovable Ewoks, in their charming tribal villages.
It's a fun filled visit you and your family will
remember forever! Just ask for the Endor
Express. Available only from Star Tours.
Non-stop flights leave ever few minutes, so don't
delay. Visit Endor today."
C3PO: "Things have certainly changed since we were last there. I
thought we were doomed for sure. But we did survive...
somehow."
R2D2: Warbles.
C3PO: "Thank you R2. I don't know what I would do without you
either."
Female announcer: "Star Tours flight 55, is now ready for boarding
at gate number 3. At this time, we would like to
board those passengers with droids or anyone
requiring special assistance. Thank you."
Male Supervisor: "Transport 22. Prepare for elevation to passengers
boarding level."
C3PO: "Oh, that's us R2. Standby for final systems check."
R2D2: Warbles.
C3PO: "Forward lights........ Check"
C3PO: "Defector shield....... Check"
C3PO: "Laser cannons......... Check"
C3PO: "Hyper.... I said check R2! Shut them down before you blow up
the entire place!"
R2D2: Warbles.
C3PO: "Sometimes R2, I can't understand your logic at all."
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "No, not at all."
Female Announcer: "We'd like to continue the boarding of Flight 55
to Endor. All passengers holding confirmed
tickets may board at this time thru gate number
3. Thank you."
(Ad comes on the Screen)
Male Announcer 2: "Star Tours is proud to introduce the StarSpeeder
3000. The most advanced transport of it's kind
in existence. With high speed warp drive and a
travel range of over a 1 billion lightyears, the
3000 makes touring the galaxy safe and
comfortable. And all our StarSpeeders are
piloted by the newest, most reliable RX droids,
so you can sit back, relax and enjoy the sites.
Whenever your plans call for intergalactic
travel, call on the best! Star Tours."
C3PO: "If this transport is the best, then why are we always
repairing it?"
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "What do you mean, you are doing all the work? You ungrateful
little twit! I've just about had enough of you. Why, you
wouldn't even have this job if it wasn't for me."
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "No, you wouldn't, so you might just show a little gratitude."
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "You're welcome. Now get back to work."
Female announcer: "Departing Endor passenger, Sacul, Mr. Egroeg
Sacul, please see the Star Tours agent at gate
number 3. Mr. Morrow, Mr. Tom Morrow, please
check with a Star Tours agent at gate number 4."
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "Yes, I know exactly what I am doing, don't you worry about
me."
Male Supervisor: "Ahh, Transport 22, I am getting a critical reading
on your laser cannon. Shutdown immediately!"
(Buzzers and sirens go on)
C3PO: "Oh, oh no, R2, what have I done? We're doomed! Deactivate
the cannon circuits!....."
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "No, disconnect them all!"
R2D2: Warbles
(Buzzers and sirens go off)
C3PO: "Oh, thank the lasers."
Female announcer: "Your attention please for the following gate
announcements. Flight 704, local service to
Endor, will now depart thru gate number 4.
Flight 1082, the Endor Express, will now depart
thru gate number 1. These are gate changes only.
Thank you."
(Ad comes on the Screen)
Male Announcer 2: "Star Tours announces another one of our exciting
adventure tours. Join us on a trek to Tatooine.
Start your visit with a trip to the galactic zoo.
Then race over the Mos Eisley cantina, for cocktails
with the galaxies most outrageous characters. If
adventure is your middle name, this is the tour
for you. The Trek To Tatooine, StarSpeeder
service begins soon, reservations are limited so,
call your travel agent for Star Tours today."
C3PO: "Well, that's one trip they can keep! I have no intention of
getting another case of dust contamination."
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "I totally agree, R2. Besides, I am perfectly content here
with you. So long as you don't mess things up."
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "Watch your language, R2. And check the laser cannons, you
don't know what space debris you'll run into."
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "Ok, R2, I am getting a full power reading. Now shutdown the
system before it discharges."
Alien announcer: ...............
(Ad comes on the Screen)
Male Announcer 2: "Star Tours is now offering convenient daily
departures to the exotic moon of Endor. Come
spend a afternoon or the entire day with the
lovable Ewoks, in their charming tribal villages.
It's a fun filled visit you and your family will
remember forever! Just ask for the Endor
Express. Available only from Star Tours.
Non-stop flights leave ever few minutes, so don't
delay. Visit Endor today."
C3PO: "I really don't understand why they aren't sending me on
the Endor tour. After all, I am something of a legend with
the Ewoks. What with my magic and all."
R2D2: Warbles
C3PO: "Well, the Ewoks thought it was mine. Besides, I could be of
great assistance as a interpreter."
Female announcer: "Star Tours announces the cancellation of flight
124. Any passengers holding confirmed tickets
for flight 124 should check the nearest Star
Tours agent."
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