Immediately, the Doctor is besieged by hordes of his other incarnations, some versions looking suspiciously like amateur college film students. The Daleks and Cybermen attack, but meet their match in scene-stealing companions the Doctor never knew he had. Spellling errers r abounde.

When lame exposition causes much of the Doctor's past to be reversed, he seeks out his last hope; the Brigadier. But Alastair has become obsessed with whips and pinching the Doctor's bottom. When Leela begins a striptease on the TARDIS console, the Doctor decides he must pout in a corner.

Can the Doctor survive these puerile trials?

With the Red Dwarf crew, Captain James T. Kirk and the rock band KISS at his side, you bet your arse he will!

This adventure takes place between MY LAST BOWEL MOVEMENT and FEEDING TIME AT THE ZOO.

TIM HAMSTOR would like his cage cleaned out, thank you.