Welcome to Nowhere
This is nowhere. You were somwhere, but then you came here. Why did you come here? Nowhere is not a good place to be, you can get lost reeeeeally easily. And then how do you get home? If you take your scrollbar, and move it halfway down the screen, you can see what the middle of nowhere looks like. That's really not a good place to be. Then everywhere around you is nowhere, and you'll have nowhere to go. Nowhere has the word nowhere been used more than here. This site is the epitomy of nowhere, with links to somwhere else. Why links, well, who would stay here, huh? It isn't much, it's my first effort at a webpage, and is still under construction. Right now it's mostly just links. Any comments or suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Of course, if you hate the page, I really don't want to hear from you. Any flattering comments are welcome though. :)
Well, now. I suppose this would be that tacky part of a webpage where
I tell you all about me. So put away the valium, this will put you to sleep faster.
Heeeerrre we go...
I'm 17 years old, I live in Williamsville(it's a portion of a suburb of Buffalo), and am a junior. I go to
Williamsville South High School. Incidentally, I'm webmaster at South, so I maintain that page as well as this one. In my sparetime, I'm a swimmer, a memeber of our computer club, latin club, art club, and Chess Club. Do I send like a dork yet? :) I'm a big
computer freak, although I only have a crapintosh. IBM is better, but at least I can say that there is not a single
MicroFlop product on my computer. Bill Gates has made no money off of me. I hope to be a computer programmer someday, and eventually I'll even put some of my programs
up here. Wouldn't that be nice? You could just click and download. What a concept. Sending files over a modem. Someone should market this. Wait...nevermind. *sheepish grin*
As long as you don't use AOL to download it. AOL is bad, AOL is wrong. Well, maybe it's not that bad. Of course, it takes as long to connect to it as it does for a page to load on the World Wide Wait, so it's
kinda bad, but not all that bad. Oh, you decide. I just can't seem to make up my mind on whether or not it sucks.
I also write poetry occasionaly. I'll put some of it on here sometime. In the mean time, here's a
short story I wrote. Oh yeah, you just might wan't to know my name.
Bill(there is NO 'y' in my name!) Dean. That's all for now. Bu-Bye.
*tourguide voice* This concludes the tasteless, horridly boring portion of this webpage. On to useless links and
semi-informative and completely irrelevant information. *tourguide is shot*
Hey! Sign my guestbook. Well, not actually sign, you can't SIGN a computer screen, but you get the point. :)
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These are links to friends pages. If you don't know any of these people, then you'll just have to check out their page anyways, won't you?
In my spare time, I'm also a *gasp* BBSer. For those of you who don't know, BBS stands for Bulletin Board System, it's something you can do with your modem besides surf the net. For those of you who are already BBSrs, visit The Official WNY BBS Page Yes, they still do exist.
In fact, for any of you Western New Yorkers, there's a list of BBSs in the area that you can call.
For anyone interested in starting thier own BBS, here's a site where you can download a copy of WWIV BBS software. It's the only software worth using anyways. :)
For those strange people out there who need to link to search engines because they're incapable of memorizing URL's, you can do that here.
You know, I love using search engines. I feel like aWebCrawler
scouring the net for information. I always have aYahoo of a time. It's
sooooooo Exciting. I have the most fun doing a goodInfoseek
Do you know what the funniest comic strip in the paper is? Well? No? Then I'll tell you. It's Dilbert. Scott Adams consistently manages to put out a funny, insightful strip. And, if I wasn't ranked above him in Dogbert's New Ruling Class(ok, so I'm not really, I'm just the Chief Lab Rat in charge of Redundant Repitition) I'd salute him. :)
Yes, this is a cheese counter. I am aware it makes me a hypocrit. I'm sorry. I just couldn't resist the temptation. I HAD to put it on here. It still doesn't make Mischlerp's alright though.
The eyes! They're following you! Careful, they see your every move!
Comments? Suggestions?E-mail Me!
A special thanks to Geocities for the ease with which I acquired this page.
Also thanks to everyone who put up with me while Geocities wouldn't give me a page.
That's all there is and there ain't no more. Thank you, please drive through. AOL is bad. Did you ever notice how whenever you use
a drive-thru window, you never get exactly what you order? Pete(emphasis on DORK) put in my link. I mean, is it really that hard to put EVERYTHING you order into a bag
and hand it threw the window? Evil is a bad word. And then they get all pissed off when you complain that you got the wrong order. What's their problem?
You're paying for the food, you could at least get what you asked for. Atul update your page. Just
once I'd like to have what I ordered when I get home and open that bag. Is that to much to ask? MOO! Microflop is bad.
This page is best viewed with Netscape. I suggest you use it, or he might visit YOUR house. You don't even
want to see the pooper scooper you need for this guy...