Zaryllon Productions is a huge international Entertainment Corporation located in Hemdan, CT, USAid. It is run primarily by a wonderful person named Nork Falloom, aka Peif Dholt, aka Zaryllon. A few people he "knows" pretend to be all creative and stuff, and Zaryllon smiles at them androidedly and gives them support and makes them feel important. They get their names somewhere on the page, even though they didn't do any work on it. The rest of the staff just lick little butterscotch bits and watch Mr. Z become incredibly successful in the world of finance and Artistic Liscensing.
Zaryllon Productions does a whole lot of custom work for people. Among the projects we do for people are:
Our mad dopish web-sites are known all over the US. for their spectacular layout and cool functional functions. We've designed stuff for GNT Corp, Bayer Pharmaceudical(which I cannot spell), the Eli Whitney Science Organization, Derric Computers(still workin on diss), and a whole lot of "friends and relatives" in the New York Mafia.
If you have a request and you're real kind to us in person, and you are a mad dopish person/group of persons and you can tell us why we should do what you want(gOd, this is confusing), we'll do a custom thingy fo' free. If you just give us money, that will do too. In fact, we prefer that.
Please! Email us! We'll be happy to help you with
anything as long as it makes spiritual and mental sense.
If you think you are important and creative and want to be down with us in the Z-Funk Homeyville, email us a lot of times with sthuff. Zary'll discuss you with his frog and brother and if we decide you might be useful in making mad piles of money we'll put you on the page in some form, either as a page, a link, an Email address, a picture, story, or in a block of carbonite.
Everything on this web-page has been made by Zaryllon Productions Inc. If you want to use any of our Original Web-graphics, You have to Email us and say exactly this: "Yo, bub-bo, I am in big need of my lllooooom!". If you put this on clean and perfectly in your email, we're your cyber slave/workhorses for "Life™".
Please don't copy anything off this web-page without our exuberantly persuasive permission. We don't like taking poor stupid copy-people™ to court. Legal info is also available, for those who need more basis for scheming/not scheming against me.
Thank You for Your Madness. ;)
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