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As seen on IRC:

> its always fun until some fs gets killed
(fs = filesystem)

> no. luke.force()
> or luke->force()

> jim doesnt smoke. clinton doesnt [censored]
* satyap ducks to avoid the flying vax

> everyone please reclaim your clones from the check-in counter on your way out!

> i think my swapfile just expanded again.
> who put viagra on my win95??


> kriss: linux sux
* satya- ducks as varios linux docs fly thru the air at him
<Kriss> sat - My workstation does not agree with you :)
> kriss: my linux partition can beat up your linux partition!

> and http://gac.luser.org/rtfm/
(gac = get a clue)

> linux solutions in an ms databse! that'll be the day!

> alt.cigarrete.cough.cough.cough

<topsyturvy> toefl = totally opaque eccentric fellow lampoon

> heh. in one of /etc's denizens i found this line: #this is a comment. i like comments

> good ghod, prashi knows less linux than i do!
<prashi> er satya = goof. /me=big goof

> he's dead, jim. omigosh! they killed ensign kenny! you klingon [bleep]s!

> i know what im doing.
> ...excuse me, something just crashed

(crab on Linux)
<crab> my OS doesn't support viruses.
(About linux load averages:)
<crab> dlksndv: fight? who said anything about fight? this is a mild altercation :)
> crab: linux is involved. its a fight. trust me.

> ./topic [insert_topic_here]
<Surfer97> ./topic Topic? What topic?
<topsyturvy> NullPointerException at ./topic [insert_topic_here]

> is that a countdown?
> thats a countdown
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> ok, what exploded?
> ah. *that* exploded.

<Surfer97> Surfers lesson of life, if the salsa says EXTRA Hot, it MEANS Extra hot

<Shanna> Linux is user friendly, just very picky about who its friends are :)

> you need the right rights, to be able to write right, but if you dont have the right to write, its not right to write.

*** Signoff: MrGarrison (You're never too old to learn something stupid)

<ben6> cia cows in air moo

* MrGarrison swipes P2501's keyboard
* MrGarrison swipes P2501's monitor too
* satya- grabs the rest of p2501's system

>pop quiz, hotshot: you have a trashed mbr and a virus pointed at your kernel. what do you do? what do you do??

<Surfer971> /whois luke_skywalkers_father

> hey! you used the Farce on me!

<Surfer971> the gist is, if you put HTML in e-mail, it will look stupid in many e-mail clients and people will point and yell lamer lamer at you all day long until your boss hears and fires you and you become a useless drunk passed out on the floor and finally you get so fat the floor colapses and you land on somebody, get sued, then jump off a building

> size matters not. judge me by my size, do you? -- yoda to godzilla
> *splat* -- godzilla to yoda

> windowsHAL9000: Ctrl-Alt-Del, Dave, why dont you take a stress pill while i shut down the AE35 unit? I'm waiting to display the shhhutdown dialog...
> Open the CD bay doors, HAL
> HALWIN9K: Im afraid i can't do that Dave. I'm out of memory.

<Kenneth> eeeeeeks Lynx is not table friendly
> kenneth: where we're going we dont _need_ tables!

<ams_> satya: you live in an inverted pyramid?

> "the computer is your friend" -- /usr/games/paranoia

> im no expert, i only play one on irc

<Jim-> college is actually good for me apparently, I wander off otherwise.

* satya- looks inside his comp: soundcard is a couple of birds from the flintstones

> input matters not! judge me by my input, do you?

> when [deleted] years old you reach, type as good you will not, hmm?

> dst is a stupid hack, and i refuse to correct for it
(dst= Daylight Saving Time)

* satya- runs out of bufefr space and falls of the edge of te memory

<surfer971> [...] and unix people DO NOT bold stuff, or they get a thwapping

<nikk> where can I get the source for kernel32 ? a VC proggy keeps crashing with it
> nikk: try http://www.microsoft.com/
<nikk> satya : cool
> nikk: er
> i doubt you'll find it
<nikk> satya : what ? they don't give the source for download ? what do I have to do ? order it on CD ?
> nikk: dunno
<nikk> hmm.. doubt that company will survive.. people will never buy software if they can't get the source
<nikk> maybe some one should write their CEO and tell him

(on porting DJGPP to Linux:)
<P2501> ...why port something that is a port to another operating system, back to the operating system that it originally started out on?

(sarcasm)
<MarsSaxman> just think! you could combine all the stability, predictability, and coherence of Windows with all the user-friendliness and ease of use of Linux

<Surfer971> I can't understand it when people say "well, my computer has a old 2 gig hard drive and a old P200 processor" they obviously have never used a *NIX --Surfer971

> jim: you lag
<deduncan> Jim is half asleep hehe
<Dun-> Actually he's half awake.
<CCCirrus> well Dun- better then half dead
> nono, he's alertness-challenged

<Ferric> satya-: i just heard this. ``Pascal is a language. C is an attitude =)''

<Jim-> We'll beat them all we'll probably have n Italian prime minister.
(ca. January 1999)


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