wherever you go, there you are.

Naomi's Pagina Muy Loca Thousands have flocked to Naomi's page to get a gander at her "Closet-Cam," and the view it provides has inspired some intense comments! Of course, there's much more to see, the best of it based on sinisterly clever CGI programming. Find the answer to your burning questions, or use a search-engine that knows what you want to find before you do!

Foam Bath Fish Time Proof that even the useless can become a pop fixture. Kevin, bless his soul, has taught his bathtub buddies to do a simple trick: tell the time. The enterprise has spawned a nightmare of puns, and even a sequel (try the fridge magnets). I've got the link to the left configured to tell the time in Hawai`i. There's a link for those in Wyoming who can't figure the trick out.