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A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blond
eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but
lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass
eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick
reflexes, he caught it in mid-air. "Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry," the
woman said as she popped her eye back in the socket. "Let me buy you
dinner to make it up to you." They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together
and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink.
They went back to her house, and after a bit she brought him into the
bedroom and began undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate sex
many times during the night. The next morning when he awoke, she had
already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed. The guy was amazed.
"You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you
meet?" "No, she replied.... You just happened to catch my eye!"
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