A guy is looking for transportation for himself & his girlfriend. While perusing the want ads, he comes across an unbelievably good offer for a Harley-Davidson motorcycle. The ad claims the vintage 1954 cycle is brand new. Being a skeptic, the guy goes over personally to view the cycle. Sure enough, it looks pristine. The guy asks the owner how come it looks so good considering that it’s a vintage 1954 model. The owner promises to tell all if he buys the cycle. Since the price is very reasonable at $5K, the guy buys it. After pocketing the money, the former owner pulls out a large tube of lubricating petroleum jelly & declares: "Just grease up the entire bike with this special jelly before it rains and you can’t go wrong." The guy thanks him and rides back to his girlfriend’s house. Upon arriving, he is told that they should both visit her parents home in order to introduce him to the family. Before setting off, however, his girlfriend says: " Remember honey, whatever you do, don’t talk during dinner. We have a tradition of never washing dishes and the only way they get done is if someone talks during the meal. As punishment, they have to wash all the accumulated dishes. He thanks her for the warning and they set off in his new cycle. As they pull into the driveway, the guy sees a huge pile of dirty dishes stretching from the kitchen & spilling out into the back yard. After formal introductions to the parents, aunts, uncles & assorted relatives, all sit down to enjoy the meal. The guy remembers not to say anything, but about halfway through the meal he gets a brilliant idea. Without uttering a sound, he grabs his girl friend and makes mad, passionate love to her on the floor right next to the table. Everyone at the table is visibly shaken, but careful to remain silent. Observing that the girlfriend’s mother is pretty good looking, the fellow proceeds to make mad, passionate love to her also. Again, all around the table are aghast, but no one is dumb enough to open their mouth and say anything. After his second romp, the guy is wondering what to do for an encore, when the weather starts to turn bad and a clap of thunder is heard. Remembering the former owner’s advice, he pulls out his large tube of jelly in preparation for greasing up the bike. When the girlfriend’s father sees the tube of jelly, he jumps away from the table with a look of horror and proclaims in a loud voice: "OK, you win; I’ll do the damn dishes!"